king ubu Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Coltrane with Bert Kaempfert (felt creative tonight...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 What is the connection between elbows and macaroni? Why don't we ever discuss the Columbia River? WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 How many bubbles in a typical Lawrence Welk show? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aparxa Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Not funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Cheaper than kibble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted February 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 I kissed Esperanza Spalding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 How many bubbles in a typical Lawrence Welk show? The hippest thing they ever did... LW Meets VU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Basten II Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:.impossible Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Wow. I had no idea what I was missing by not clicking on this thread ever. I love it in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Basten II Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Yep, it was the only place that I could post a picture of Serena looking like a huge chewing gum or a Pepto Bismol bottle depending on how you feel about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Anyone know the reason for the arrangement of the alphabet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aparxa Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Anyone know the reason for the arrangement of the alphabet? If the dic says so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Basten II Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Anyone know the reason for the arrangement of the alphabet? I'm sure they had an easier time figuring it out way back then than they would if they did it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Musicians are always messing around with the alphabet -- wanting to put the 'C' in the middle, reordering the letters into weird EGBDF sequences, squashing the letters flat, or sharpening them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aparxa Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 decCG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 EGBDF Even George Bush does fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Basten II Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 (edited) Ironing your clothes while listening to James Brown makes the chore a lot more fun. Edited April 17, 2011 by Van Basten II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Moments Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinuta Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 (edited) I have come from yonder star, take me to your leader, wait a minute, I am the leader. PM Kan visiting a ' safe' part of Fukushima. Edited April 20, 2011 by kinuta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Basten II Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 A lot of fascinating things can happen during a visit to the grocery start as I was getting in the lineup in the less than twelve articles line, there was a dude with at least 100 bags of different pasta and was in the process of putting them all near the cash register while no people working for the store bothered telling him that it was actually the fast lane, so I had to ingform him myself that he was not in the proper line and he was stalling us, he quietly said he was not aware of it and started putting his stuff back in the cart , while looking at all that pasta I had to mention him, you must be hoping for a special on tomato sauce While I was still going to the cash register, I noticed a dude waiting at the extremity and an item near the cash register on display for everyone to see related to the gentleman , the item in question was a tampon box that he was trying to get returned, he was told to wait as only one person in the whole store had the power to decide whether they could accept the tampon box. This event made think of two things, i did not know there were such powerful people inside a grocery store who had such major input on important decisions like whether the store could accept a previously bought tampon box, I'm sure his or her mother must be proud. The other thoughts that came to me while looking at this poor fellow , as I was poundering about still being single and the advantage of having a spouse or not, I felt that being single is a good thing if I have to avoid these kind of situations. So for the ladies who will read this, if you are the kind of gal who sends back your spouse, boyfriend whatever to return idems about female hygiene, don't even think of contacting me in the hope we could ever become an item, we have all to draw the line eventually, that's where I draw mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ejp626 Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 The other thoughts that came to me while looking at this poor fellow , as I was poundering about still being single and the advantage of having a spouse or not, I felt that being single is a good thing if I have to avoid these kind of situations. So for the ladies who will read this, if you are the kind of gal who sends back your spouse, boyfriend whatever to return idems about female hygiene, don't even think of contacting me in the hope we could ever become an item, we have all to draw the line eventually, that's where I draw mine. On rare occasions I have bought such items, but I agree, being forced to return them is a bit beyond the pale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 So for the ladies who will read this, if you are the kind of gal who sends back your spouse, boyfriend whatever to return idems about female hygiene, don't even think of contacting me in the hope we could ever become an item, we have all to draw the line eventually, that's where I draw mine. Hey, if you're gonna put your dick in it, it's in your best interest for it to be healthy. That shit don't happen all by itself, and sometimes it's on you. Man up and do the right thing. Same goes for a relationship. Exponentially so. I speak bluntfully but true.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontooneous Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Hey, I just found a mistake on the Internet. How do I contact the Internet supervisor about getting it fixed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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