papsrus Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 How did elbows and macaroni get together? It took some arm-twisting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 (edited) .. Edited October 21, 2009 by Son-of-a-Weizen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Don't say Red!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Why don't things say "3% Fat Full" instead of "97% Fat Free"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted October 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 just to clear the air, I want to point out that I do NOT believe that Republicans have sex with animals - extra-terrestrials, maybe, but not animals. (this explains the odd shape of their heads) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BERIGAN Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Just to be clear, I do believe Allen has had sex with extra-terrestrial animals, but being a Democrat, he blames Bush...and the cute little outfits they wear inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 (edited) well, don't knock it 'til you've tried it - Edited October 22, 2009 by AllenLowe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 This thread was kinda fun before it got political. Since we aren't in the religion/politics forum could we please leave out that kind of content, gentlemen? Much appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 allright, than - one and one is two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 allright, than - one and one is two Off topic!!!! Two coherent! MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockefeller center Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 allright, than - one and one is two Off topic!!!! Two coherent! MG Subtle, subtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Stupid B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 I get to have a virtual colonoscopy in the a.m. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Stupid B. Perhaps, but the lady can cook like the wind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man with the Golden Arm Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 I get to have a virtual colonoscopy in the a.m. I hear they are channeling Bronko Nagurski for the occasion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 ...the human plow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man with the Golden Arm Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 1933 Bears Championship Ring - size 19 & !/2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 OUCH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 I get to have a virtual colonoscopy in the a.m. Ah! Is this the thread where we can give gruesome details about our recent medical procedures! (good luck Weizen) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 (edited) ahhh its not so bad - I had my colonoscopy last June - they asked me how much anaesthetic I wanted - I said: "as much as you can give me without killing me." it worked - don't remember a thing - Edited October 22, 2009 by AllenLowe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 I get to have a virtual colonoscopy in the a.m. Can I scrub in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted October 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 just make sure you don't get one of those doctors who can't tell his ass from his elbow - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 just make sure you don't get one of those doctors who can't tell his ass from his elbow - Or macaroni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Basten II Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Am so ashamed of myself, was humming a tune the other day, until i realized it was Careless whisper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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