Digression thread: Coherence is overrated

[7/4]

My personal version of hell involves waiting in line behind senior citizens who are buying lottery tickets and scratch while whistling "Hey Good Lookin'".

Mine is more along the lines of Dancing With The Stars.

But maybe we have our priorities all wrong...look here.

[jostber]

"There are more fish in the sea" my ex said to me, before I saw her turn her behind on me. After that I started perfecting some of my best fish dishes.

[jostber]

On places of worship:

http://www.psfk.com/2008/01/the-decline-or...in-america.html

http://www.luxist.com/2008/01/04/the-slow-...-shopping-mall/

[Van Basten II]

Can we add to the list of people who deserve a long painful death the motherfucker who decided that cds should be sold with tight paper wrap around them.

[papsrus]

Can we add to the list of people who deserve a long painful death the motherfucker who decided that cds should be sold with tight paper wrap around them.

I've become quite adept with the old Swiss army knife and can fillet one of those babies in no time.

[Big Al]

Can we add to the list of people who deserve a long painful death the motherfucker who decided that cds should be sold with tight paper wrap around them.

I've become quite adept with the old Swiss army knife and can fillet one of those babies in no time.

The CD or the motherfucker? Or maybe the fish?

[Big Al]

For years, I always believed Jethro Tull sucked, basing that only on what I heard on the radio. A friend of mine let me borrow his copy of Aqualung recently, and after careful listening, I've realized something:

Jethro Tull sucks far worse than I ever could have imagined.

[papsrus]

Can we add to the list of people who deserve a long painful death the motherfucker who decided that cds should be sold with tight paper wrap around them.

I've become quite adept with the old Swiss army knife and can fillet one of those babies in no time.

The CD or the motherfucker? Or maybe the fish?

I thought for a second I was being too coherent. Reassured now, thanks.

[Aggie87]

จังหวัด สุราษฎร์ธานีประสบกับปัญหานักท่องเที่ยวถูกเอารัดเอาเปรียบจากผู้ประกอบการ ในปัจจุบันปัญหานักท่องเที่ยวถูกเอารัดเอาเปรียบจากผู้ประกอบการเป็นปัญหา สำคัญและเป็นปัญหาที่ต้องมีการแก้ไขอย่างเร่งด่วน

[rockefeller center]

[TedR]

paper or plastic?

[Chuck Nessa]

Everything has gone to hell since they stopped selling real poo.

[Willard]

Everything has gone to hell since they stopped selling real poo.

[Chuck Nessa]

Everything has gone to hell since they stopped selling real poo.

Bet you buy the sham stuff.

[Willard]

Everything has gone to hell since they stopped selling real poo.

Bet you buy the sham stuff.

nuqjatlh? http://www.kli.org/tlh/phrases.html

Edited November 22, 2008 by Willard

[rockefeller center]

[Aggie87]

Well, which one is it??

Edited December 11, 2008 by Aggie87

[Van Basten II]

Does your computer frustrate you to the point where your wildest dreams involves involves smashing the fuckin' thing to the smithereens with a baseball bat ?

[The Magnificent Goldberg]

No - my wildest dreams are MUCH more enjoyable than that

MG

[Aggie87]

[The Magnificent Goldberg]

I've seen those traffic lights before, but can't remember where. Where did you find that Aggie?

MG

[Aggie87]

I've seen those traffic lights before, but can't remember where. Where did you find that Aggie?

MG

Found it while I was surfing for porn & eating junk food last night!

[papsrus]

I went to the dark side last night -- dark chocolate side, to be exact. I stole half a chocolate cake from my office refrigerator!! A birthday cake, no less. Home made, it looks like. Walked right out the front door past the aging guard with it. It was sooooo easy.

BUT (mitigating factor, judge), it was Saturday night around midnight and the cleaning crew tosses everything that's left in the fridge into the trash on Sunday. Clean sweep (except for mustard and that kind of stuff). So really, I was kind of rescuing the half-eaten cake, you might say. And it had been sitting in there for at least two days untouched. (I had my eye on it for a while).

I stole a half a chocolate cake! I can't believe it. ... well, I can believe it. It's chocolate cake. I did ask around first. Everyone said, "Go ahead and take it." But I'm kind of sitting here waiting for the cops to bust in and wrestle the thing away from me. I'd better have a piece now. I wonder if I'll enjoy the stolen goods? What am I going to do when someone asks, "What happened to John's birthday cake?" I'm stayin' quiet.

I can see how this life of crime might get addictive.

Whaddaya think? Morally indefensible? Am I now one of those repugnant co-workers everybody sneers at? Or maybe just thrifty, not wanting the thing to go to waste? The "I ate the cake to save it" defense.

Edited December 28, 2008 by papsrus

[AllenLowe]

glad to see this thread continues - though discouraging that my pearls of wisdom in other threads have long since bit the dust - but then, I guess that proves the point -

[Aggie87]