Digression thread: Coherence is overrated

[catesta]

Alternative methods of notifying someone that their fly is unzipped:

• The cucumber has left the salad.
  
  
• Robin has left the hood.
  
  
• I can see the gun of Navarone.
  
  
• Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
  
  
• You've got Windows on your laptop.
  
  
• Your soldier ain't so unknown anymore.
  
  
• Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
  
  
• You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
  
  
• Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
  
  
• Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
  
  
• Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
  
  
• Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
  
  
• Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
  
  
• The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
  
  
• You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
  
  
• Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
  
  
• You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
  

I usually just say "you're zipper is down, motherfucker".

Now I've got options.

[Aggie87]

"Wanna fight?"

Edited October 3, 2008 by Aggie87

[Chuck Nessa]

Sure.

[aparxa]

Fools russians, so here I am.

[Chuck Nessa]

9.00

[BERIGAN]

Sure.

Raise your hands then....

[aparxa]

Wednesday,

Thursday,

Friday

?

[Van Basten II]

Why can we find pumpkin pies only during october, what happens to them the rest of the year ?

[papsrus]

Shouldn't the expression be: "Waste, want not" ... ?

[aparxa]

You busy you

[TedR]

I could really raise my post count in this thread if i wanted but what and where would it get me?

[Chuck Nessa]

Still no discussion of the Columbia River!

[aparxa]

-Where do you live?

-A dim bra.

[Big Al]

CUBS GO!

[Chuck Nessa]

3.

Edited October 9, 2008 by Chuck Nessa

[papsrus]

ready, FIRE, aim

[aparxa]

Why can we find pumpkin pies only during october, what happens to them the rest of the year ?

You can has tasty ones on Spring.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hT8dAeHe7Ow

[Bright Moments]

is this marlena shaw?

[aparxa]

Insulting and pretentious as I enjoy:

'Meet the girls, See the world and then Come back to me'

[papsrus]

Is 'Willow Weep for Me' an old chestnut?

[aparxa]

Hang up Snoopy

[Aggie87]

[jostber]

I was in the Monte Amiata area in Italy last month in their chestnut season and they celebrated it with festivals in all the hilltop cities, and the wine was great, and there was chestnuts in a lot of the piattis, and a good time was had by all. Did not see no weeping willows though.

[jostber]

Previously very many celebrities used cool microphones:

http://www.coutant.org/celeb4/index.html

http://www.coutant.org/celeb5/index.html

http://www.coutant.org/celeb6/index.html

Edited November 5, 2008 by jostber

[rockefeller center]

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