ghost of miles Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Ahoy, Organissimos! I thought it most important that I brin't'your attention t'fact that Friday be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! I'm off from work and will be lazin' about, listenin't'me vast plundero'jazz CD treaayes. Joy and good tidin'st'you, mates! talklikeapirate Quote
Jazzmoose Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel mounted on his privates. Bartender says, "Hey, buddy; did ya know you've got a steering wheel mounted on your crotch". Pirate responds, "Arrrrrr, it's driving me nuts.." Quote
Soulstation1 Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 did you hear what the new pirate movie is rated? Arrrrrrrrrrrr......... Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 English-to-Pirate Translator Quote
Free For All Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Arrrrr...........................Passing Ships.............yarrrrrrrrrrrrr.......Mulligan CJB......aye maties........Jack Johnson........shiver me timbers........October conns................arrrrrrrr..........Morgan the Pirate............yaarrrrrrr...arrr.........avast, ye land luvvers.............aarrr...rr......rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...*belch*.............. Quote
White Lightning Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 (edited) This is an essential items for significant days like today . I KNOW You'll need this: Edited September 19, 2003 by White Lightning Quote
Soulstation1 Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 What kind of socks does a pirate wear? AARRRRGGHyle! Quote
Soulstation1 Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 What has 8 arms and 8 legs? 8 Pirates! Quote
sidewinder Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 (edited) "Master Bates and Seaman Staines splice the main-brace ...... " Pugwash Theme (RVG Series) Edited September 19, 2003 by sidewinder Quote
Free For All Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 (edited) What has 8 arms and 8 legs? What has 32 arms, 29 legs and 6 teeth? The front row at a Willie Nelson Concert. EDIT: I guess I shouldn't ridicule Willie since pretty much the whole first Jack Johnson CD is dedicated to him. Edited September 19, 2003 by Free For All Quote
Big Al Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Pirate's favorite fast-food joint: Arrrrrrrrrrrby's Quote
Jim Alfredson Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? A buck an ear! Quote
Jim Alfredson Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Find Your Pirate Name Here's mine: Your pirate name is: Dirty James Cash You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr! Quote
Aggie87 Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Ahoy there, Dirty James, I'm yer mate Dirty Jack, also lookin' for Davy Jones' Locker.... Dirty Jack Roberts You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr! Quote
BERIGAN Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 (edited) Bloody Tom Rackham. Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! Edited September 19, 2003 by BERIGAN Quote
Ed S Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Arrr - blast your thievin hides. You're all a bunch of mangy bilge rats. Why the whole scurvy lot of ya ought ta be keel hauled. Quote
Peter Johnson Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Arrrr, it's Captain Roger Kidd comin' up from below to see how all o' ye scurvy dogs have swabbed the poop deck! Quote
Peter Johnson Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Billions of Blistering Barnacles? (I LOVE tintin books!) Quote
connoisseur series500 Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Aarrr! Ahoy there maties!! Be slurping me fine grog here and listening to this wonderful music called jazz. Never heard anyting finer; not even a whale's singing or a fine breeze gracing me sails. Know which country I just come back from? The Ahhrrrrgentine! Quote
RDK Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 my pirate name is: Mad Dog Rackham "Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you're the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!" Quote
Matthew Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 me new pirate name be Red James Kidd! Arrrrrr...... Quote
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