AllenLowe Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 well, we can all sing that big Latin hit, " A Day In the Life of a Moyl" - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 of course, I used to have a job circumsizing babies at the local hospital - didn't pay much, but I got to keep the tips - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 (edited) of course, I used to have a job circumsizing babies at the local hospital - didn't pay much, but I got to keep the tips - So you and Fischer are colleagues? Yucko!!! February 2, 2005 When Choosing A Mohel, "Caring" Isn't Enough categories: health | newborn Three cases have been identified--including one twin who died--where baby boys in New York City contracted herpes shortly after being circumcised by Rabbi Yitzhok Fischer. "Under Jewish law, a mohel -- someone who performs circumcisions -- draws blood from the circumcision wound. Most mohels do it by hand, but Fischer uses a rare practice where he uses his mouth." Notes Fischer's lawyer, "'My client is known internationally as a caring, skilled, and conscientious mohel.'" Maybe yesterday counsellor. Now he's known internationally as the guy who gives 8-day-old babies a hummer and herpes. Maybe it's just me, but except for "I'm so excited! This is my first one!", "I use my mouth" is the last thing I want to hear from a mohel. Officials fear babies contracted herpes during circumcisions [cnn.com] ------------------------------------------- Allen????? Edited December 12, 2007 by Son-of-a-Weizen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Kart Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 A guy is driving through rural Poland in the 1930s when he notices that his fancy pocket watch has stopped working. Passing through the next little town, he spies a storefront full of clocks and watches. He parks the car, walks in, hauls out his timepiece, and asks the gentleman behind the counter if he can fix the watch. "No." "You can't?" "No." Well what, may I ask, is your line of business?" I'm the town mohel." "And why is the window of your store full of clocks and watches?" "What should I put in the window?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 there were some cases of herpes from mohels suckin on some baby. Yeah we know....I just posted the article at the end of the last page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 that guy must have sharp teeth - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 that guy must have sharp teeth - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 I just hope he doesn't sneeze - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 and than there's that other old favorite: "I Enjoy Being a Moehl" (got the spelling right this time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 and of course, in California, such operations are performed by the Valley Mohel - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 and of course, we all know "The Moehl From Ipanema" - (please somebody stop me before someone gets hurt) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownian Motion Posted December 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Tools of the trade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownian Motion Posted December 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Tools of the trade Kind of a Swiss Army De-Wee Wee-er. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 (edited) I'm not sure if it matters on the human rights side, but i do think that circumcised men lose sensitivity over time. Unfortunately. Edited December 12, 2007 by Adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
analogak Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 are you sure that is a problem? it can help you party all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 there were some cases of herpes from mohels suckin on some baby. Yeah we know....I just posted the article at the end of the last page. It pays to stay on top of these things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim McG Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 and of course, in California, such operations are performed by the Valley Mohel - Uh, huh. In New York they are performed by the Village Yutz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 less sensitive over time? hmmmm...I guess I can throw away my bottle of Detain - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man with the Golden Arm Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 i thought it was deplane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man with the Golden Arm Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 sorry for the thread drift ... i was thinking genital Hervés. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 careful - last time I started talking about herpes, Jim almost closed the whole place down - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man with the Golden Arm Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 yes, herpetology and circumcison don't mix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 herpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpeshe rpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpe sherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpherpesherpesherp esherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesesherpesherpe sherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpeshe rpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpe sherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpeshe rpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpesherpe sherpesherpesherpesherpes - come on, Jim, I dare you - if I go down I'm taking this whole place with me - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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