Strange things that happen while sleeping...

[catesta]

This is not the strangest thing that has happend when I was asleep, bit it is the most recent.

I've been wearing a gold chain and St. Christopher medal around my neck since 1974. This morning before getting the shower I noticed something strange and I can't figure out what the hell happened.

The loop on top of the medal was inside the clasp of the chain.

It's hard enough to do that shit while awake, how the fuck did I do it when I was sleeping?

I think I'm going to stay up all night and watch to see what is going on while I sleep.

Any stories you care to share?

[7/4]

There was that time I woke up out side on my front lawn looking at the full moon on a warm cloudless night in July.

Naked.

Other than that, I can't think of anything.

[Dan Gould]

I'm justly famous among family and friends for nocturnal activities. It started in junior high school when I woke up, believed it was time to get ready for school, took a shower and dressed only to find that my Mother was in the family room watching Carson.

Of course, in that case I was awake, so I guess it doesn't apply to this thread.

But believe me, I could write a book about things I've done in my sleep.

There's a reason why my wife now retires to the guest bedroom.

[Noj]

Twice this year my dad, having dreams of being attacked, has punched my mom in his sleep.

[Tom Storer]

I awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed in my bed into a monstrous vermin!

[rockefeller center]

I awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed in my bed into a monstrous vermin!

Hello Franz.

[clifford_thornton]

Twice this year my dad, having dreams of being attacked, has punched my mom in his sleep.

Not all that uncommon. I almost have done that also (tho not to yr mom).

[alocispepraluger102]

i awoke wednesday morning, with an uncharacteristic thought. "dying is like being born anew."

"what is the reason for this," i thought. "am i about to die?"

upon returning home a few hours later, there was a note on my machine that a very close friend of 30+ years had passed away during the night.

i am not at all into the psychic or religious thing, but this happened to me.

Edited November 2, 2007 by alocispepraluger102

[catesta]

Twice this year my dad, having dreams of being attacked, has punched my mom in his sleep.

hehe

I think I'm going to start using this one.

[Tom Storer]

I awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed in my bed into a monstrous vermin!

Hello Franz.

Franz? My name is Gregor!

[rockefeller center]

I awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed in my bed into a monstrous vermin!

Hello Franz.

Franz? My name is Gregor!

Sure, Mr. Samsa.

[AndrewHill]

I vaguely remember hearing a thump in the middle of the night once, but didn't make anything about and went back to sleep. When I woke up I figured out what that "thump" was. Apparantly it was my turn to have my house toilet papered and the thump came when some one broke my lamp post in the front of my house.

[JSngry]

When I was a teenager, I used to wake up with some sort of plasmatastic goo all over my groin area, like some ghosts or something had been visiting.

It's been a while since that happened, but damned if I can figure out what it was or how it happened.

[7/4]

Obviously some sort of residue from teleportation Jim.

[JSngry]

You mean I done been lifted?

[vibes]

I had a dream the other night that I was in a run-down, closed psychologist's office. The psychologist had been murdered and the place closed down. I don't remember all the details, but over the course of looking around the office I discovered that the psychologist's name was Bev Stapleton, and that I had killed him.

Anyone heard from Bev lately?

[NaturalSoul]

He post's on AAJ.

[JSngry]

All About Jung?

[NaturalSoul]

Sure.

[MoGrubb]

I remember once having several manhattan ice teas and somebody said that I said some "horrible" things to some women. I told them they were full of shit, that I would never say such things, especially to fine upstanding barflies.

[rostasi]

One night I awoke out of a very sound sleep,

reached up and caught a full set of window blinds in mid air

before they came crashing down on us.

They had come straight out of their horizontal holder above

and somehow, I just knew what it was and what was happening,

but I don't know how. An unexplained reflex.

[Jazzmoose]

Nah, I can't say that...and I need to apologize to Noj for even thinking it!

Edited November 3, 2007 by Jazzmoose

[AndrewHill]

All About Jung?

No, "All about Jack-in-the-Box"...you know, for us fast-food freaks

[Free For All]

Once after a very long (like 40+ hours) trip home from Hong Kong I crashed at a friend's apartment and got up in the middle of the night to pee, and woke up realizing I was peeing on his ironing board. I cleaned it up and never 'fessed up.

[MoGrubb]

Once after a very long (like 40+ hours) trip home from Hong Kong I crashed at a friend's apartment and got up in the middle of the night to pee, and woke up realizing I was peeing on his ironing board. I cleaned it up and never 'fessed up.

I bet he wondered what that aroma was in his next ironing.