Jazzmoose Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Keep playing jazz gigs 'til the money runs out. ba-DUM. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 I'd keep it. Screw the little old lady who lost it, or the mob, or anyone else. For a mil, I'd take a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 I would exchange it for 20s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Ah yes, I would buy that damn NM mono first original pressing of "The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn" whatever it would cost! In that case, I'll keep a look-out for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 I would exchange it for 20s. Can you have five hernias? MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoGrubb Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 I'd keep it. Screw the little old lady who lost it, or the mob, or anyone else. For a mil, I'd take a chance. Caption: Famous Last Words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 It depends on where I found it. If I found it in a scruffy old suitcase half buried in the woods, I'd probably keep it and stash it in the bank for a while before doing anything with it. If I found it at a subway station, I'd probably turn it in to the police. If no one claimed it after a certain period of time, it would belong to me. Knowing that a criminal wouldn't claim it from the police, but would likely wait until it had been awarded to me before coming after it, I'd keep the cash handy for a good long while just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Basten II Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Do people really walk around with this kind of money in a suitcase or it is a case of watching too many movies ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoGrubb Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 (edited) Do people really walk around with this kind of money in a suitcase or it is a case of watching too many movies ? Me and none of my friends don't. We keep that kind of money under the mattress. Edited October 20, 2007 by MoGrubb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockefeller center Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 I would go home, turn my computer on and start a thread (poll?) on organissimo.org/forum to ask for advice on how to proceed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockefeller center Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 (edited) And since this thread exists someone would tell me that "this has been discussed before" and therefore direct me to this thread. Edited October 20, 2007 by rockefeller center Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 It depends on where I found it. If I found it in a scruffy old suitcase half buried in the woods, I'd probably keep it and stash it in the bank for a while before doing anything with it. I expect the money laundering regulations would get you quickly enough. We were thinking of this, back in 1963, just after the Great Train Robbery. Millions of dirty old notes, numbers not recorded, en route to the Bank of England for destruction, were lifted. They were all in sacks. And, a few days later, a few sacks were found in odd places. So there was naturally much idle chat about what you'd do if you found a sack. The idea advocated by an older (and wiser?) colleague, to avoid it's being traced, was to hide it, and take some, placing 100 quid on a horse - a favourite. Double up each time you lost. Eventually, you'd win. Take winnings as a cheque, place apparently honest cheque from bookie in bank account. Repeat until sack empty and bank account full. Then stop gambling, before your bank account empty and bookie's full MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 And since this thread exists someone would tell me that "this has been discussed before" and therefore direct me to this thread. ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim McG Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 I'd keep it. Screw the little old lady who lost it, or the mob, or anyone else. For a mil, I'd take a chance. [doorbell rings] Joey the Suit: So! We's understand that youse got something of ours. Ain't that right Guido? Guido, the knuckle dragger: Can I hit 'im now Boss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porcy62 Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 (edited) It depends on where I found it. If I found it in a scruffy old suitcase half buried in the woods, I'd probably keep it and stash it in the bank for a while before doing anything with it. I expect the money laundering regulations would get you quickly enough. We were thinking of this, back in 1963, just after the Great Train Robbery. Millions of dirty old notes, numbers not recorded, en route to the Bank of England for destruction, were lifted. They were all in sacks. And, a few days later, a few sacks were found in odd places. So there was naturally much idle chat about what you'd do if you found a sack. The idea advocated by an older (and wiser?) colleague, to avoid it's being traced, was to hide it, and take some, placing 100 quid on a horse - a favourite. Double up each time you lost. Eventually, you'd win. Take winnings as a cheque, place apparently honest cheque from bookie in bank account. Repeat until sack empty and bank account full. Then stop gambling, before your bank account empty and bookie's full MG C'mon MG, I'll do the laundry's job for ten per cent. Porque spending one year watching fucking horses. Edited October 21, 2007 by porcy62 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 ...I'd probably keep it and stash it in the bank... You're new at this, aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 ...I'd probably keep it and stash it in the bank... You're new at this, aren't you? Hah! ... Guess so. ... Imagine standing in line at the bank clutching a moldy old suitcase with bills hanging out the side. ... Nothing suspicious going on here. ... And then pleading "finders keepers!!" when the manager and four security guards arrive to "help." I like MG's idea ... you get to hang out at the race track for a while. I guess the logical thing to do is fly straight to Vegas then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 C'mon MG, I'll do the laundry's job for ten per cent. Porque spending one year watching fucking horses. You gotta remember, Porcy, that this was based on 1963 technology MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porcy62 Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 C'mon MG, I'll do the laundry's job for ten per cent. Porque spending one year watching fucking horses. You gotta remember, Porcy, that this was based on 1963 technology MG . MG, you don't listen to the suggestions of Organissimo's Family, the Family loves you Why watching every morning one head of dead horse in your bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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