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  aparxa said:
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got out my calculator now... great formula for when the nine on the calculator isn't working any more... (who needs more than three digits after all..)

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  Aggie87 said:
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:g (the expression on the left hand side of aparaxas formula gives 18,999098... or something like that, so its a close approximation to a fancy way of writing 19...) (and if the 9 on your calculator isn't working anymore and you don't want to write 8+1 this is another way to go, no, not very funny)

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  Hot Ptah said:
  alocispepraluger102 said:
http://www.1728.com/quadratc.htm

who of us can ever forget this from 7th grade math?

I went to a Catholic school in 7th grade. We were still learning fractions.

I wasn't in Catholic school but I know I didn't encounter quadratics before eighth grade, and I was in "advanced" math. Most of my classmates didn't get it until 9th grade.

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  Hot Ptah said:
  alocispepraluger102 said:
  Hot Ptah said:
  alocispepraluger102 said:
http://www.1728.com/quadratc.htm

who of us can ever forget this from 7th grade math?

I went to a Catholic school in 7th grade. We were still learning fractions.

the ptah was an alter boy?

I was, in fact, from 5th grade until 8th grade. John Kerry and I have that in common!

we certainly hope so.

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An *easy* formula to extract a square root (cover of aparxa from a famous Newton standard) :

If you need the sqrt of x (ex 34), take the closer perfect number r^2 of x (36). An approximation of the sqrt of x (34) is the fraction (mean of two numbers)/r = 35/6

If M is this mean (M=35), and b the half difference of the first numbers (b=(36-34)/2=1), then

sqrt(x) =approx= M/r

and for fans of mental calculation, we can use this second order formula :

sqrt(x) =approx= M/r -b^2/(2Mr) =example= 35/6-1/(2*35*6)=2449/420

I also have a FABULOUS formula to calculate inverse numbers, will expose it later.

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Good formula to know:

3,2,2,1

3 parts vodka

2 parts triple sec

2 parts cranberry juice

1 part lime juice

=

Perfect Cosmopolitan!

(edit to mention that formula arrived at after EXTENSIVE research... )

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  Jazzmoose said:
  aparxa said:
I also have a FABULOUS formula to calculate inverse numbers, will expose it later.

Good idea...too much too fast could be a problem! :lol:

1/49=0.02040816326....

1/97=0.010309278...

etc ...

Ain't it beautiful :-?

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  aparxa said:
  Jazzmoose said:
  aparxa said:
I also have a FABULOUS formula to calculate inverse numbers, will expose it later.

Good idea...too much too fast could be a problem! :lol:

1/49=0.02040816326....

1/97=0.010309278...

etc ...

Ain't it beautiful :-?

I've looked at that three times already (once for each posting) and I've only just seen it. Does it really go on like that forever?

MG

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