connoisseur series500 Posted August 27, 2007 Report Posted August 27, 2007 I saw one today that had me in stitches after a brief hesitation: At least the war against the environment is going well. Quote
Hot Ptah Posted August 27, 2007 Report Posted August 27, 2007 (edited) BUCKLE UP It Makes It Harder For The Aliens To Suck You Out Of Your Car Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet Edited August 27, 2007 by Hot Ptah Quote
T.D. Posted August 27, 2007 Report Posted August 27, 2007 I see this one around, in a very small town: For a small town, this place sure has a lot of assholes Quote
7/4 Posted August 27, 2007 Report Posted August 27, 2007 T.D. said: I see this one around, in a very small town: For a small town, this place sure has a lot of assholes Sounds like my neck of the woods. All four square miles of it. Quote
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted August 27, 2007 Report Posted August 27, 2007 Atheism outlives all gods MG Quote
GA Russell Posted August 27, 2007 Report Posted August 27, 2007 I saw Hot Ptah's "Buckle Up" just last week! What! You mean shopping for more crap isn't all there is to life? Quote
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted August 27, 2007 Report Posted August 27, 2007 (edited) Around Wales MG Edited August 27, 2007 by The Magnificent Goldberg Quote
Big Al Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 (edited) Saw this on the back of an 18-wheeler: "Don't tell my parents I'm a truck driver: they think I'm a piano player in a whorehouse" I laughed so hard I had to pull over! Edited August 28, 2007 by Big Al Quote
BERIGAN Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 The Magnificent Goldberg said: Atheism outlives all gods MG "I don't believe in atheists" Quote
Shawn Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 "Cthulhu for President; why settle for the lesser evil?" "Born Again Pagan" Quote
Jazzmoose Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 I saw this one in the parking lot at Home Depot... "If laughter is the best medicine, your face could cure the world." Quote
md655321 Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 My two faves: "If Turtles are Outlawed then only Outlaws Will Have Turtles" "I Found Jesus; He is in my trunk." Quote
Hot Ptah Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 (edited) Edited August 28, 2007 by Hot Ptah Quote
sal Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole. Quote
sal Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 Big Al said: Republicans for Voldemort Quote
Dan Gould Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 Forget World Peace Visualize Using Your Turn Signal Quote
JPF Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 I saw this years ago in the most unlikely place for it, Berkeley, CA: "If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made of meat?" Quote
jlhoots Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 Cut medical costs - proctoscope yourself. Quote
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 Jim Alfredson said: MG Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 various variations on... "Maybe you could drive better with that cell phone stuffed up your ass" Quote
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