many people who dig jazz are weird

[JSngry]

aloc will add a cadenza:

with his basketball mudsoaked, and 10 minutes to spare, aloc shot free throws with his regulation nike football, making a very credible 12 of 25, cutting the session short because canadian geese took over the court.

try spiralling a football through the basket from the free throw line, with evan parker in full flight, blasting out of your car's stereo system.

aloc is perfectly normal.

No doubt.

But you sure live in a weird-ass world.

[Man with the Golden Arm]

Back in the days of league play MwtGA used to leave a few Titleists on the dash all day when it was hot as hades just to get a little extra off the tee come match time. He would only carry one dime in his right pocket to mark his ball. He would also crank crazy jazz when driving into the parking lot just to be annoying.

[Rooster_Ties]

Out of curiousity, is there a reason that you like to refer to yourself in the third person all the time?

I consider that kinda weird. But maybe that makes me weird for noticing and reacting to it... :rsmile:

Kinda worked for this guy...

[alocispepraluger102]

for shear bounce-ability a younger Boy with the Golden Arm used to run to the slop sink and bath his basketball in steaming hot water several times a game when playing on the driveway court in the midst of winter.

if no one else was available he would also play in the third person. "Allan Hornyak from the corner" was oft intoned and could be appreciated by fellow Buckeye aloc.

i remember horny. he had awesome curly locks and the face of a choirboy and built in radar. probably a chromedome now.

wish they had 3 pointers in those days.

aloc would keep his balls inside and rotate them for his november hooping.

Edited July 27, 2007 by alocispepraluger102

[7/4]

Out of curiousity, is there a reason that you like to refer to yourself in the third person all the time?

I consider that kinda weird. But maybe that makes me weird for noticing and reacting to it... :rsmile:

Kinda worked for this guy...

Bob Dole really like Les Paul.

[Jazzmoose]

Jazzmoose is utterly confused. So I guess things are normal...

[sheldonm]

Out of curiousity, is there a reason that you like to refer to yourself in the third person all the time? I consider that kinda weird. But maybe that makes me weird for noticing and reacting to it... :rsmile:

I brought this up in a different thread....not that I'm losing sleep over it but it's kinda strange....very chewy like.

m~

[AndrewHill]

for shear bounce-ability a younger Boy with the Golden Arm used to run to the slop sink and bath his basketball in steaming hot water several times a game when playing on the driveway court in the midst of winter.

if no one else was available he would also play in the third person. "Allan Hornyak from the corner" was oft intoned and could be appreciated by fellow Buckeye aloc.

i remember horny. he had awesome curly locks and the face of a choirboy and built in radar. probably a chromedome now.

wish they had 3 pointers in those days.

aloc would keep his balls inside and rotate them for his november hooping.

A now middle-aged HolyGhost has lived in Ohio for over 10 years now, and he has never heard of this strange game, nor of its strange-ass details.

[Bright Moments]

BM thinks this thread is destined to be a classic!

[alocispepraluger102]

Out of curiousity, is there a reason that you like to refer to yourself in the third person all the time? I consider that kinda weird. But maybe that makes me weird for noticing and reacting to it... :rsmile:

I brought this up in a different thread....not that I'm losing sleep over it but it's kinda strange....very chewy like.

m~

this essay expresses aloc's feelings concerning his third person affectations:

thinking aloc should use: "the aloc" which is finer yet.

http://www.pauldavidson.net/2006/02/19/the...e-third-person/

Edited July 27, 2007 by alocispepraluger102

[jazzbo]

I love jazz.

Some people think I'm eccentric.

I think I'm sometimes downright weird.

Don't feel like going into details. . . .Provide your own.

[Brownian Motion]

BM thinks this thread is destined to be a classic!

Well, maybe it was headed toward Organissimo immortality, but then Brownian Bowel Movement got into the act and ruined everything.

Fucker.

[AndrewHill]

Out of curiousity, is there a reason that you like to refer to yourself in the third person all the time? I consider that kinda weird. But maybe that makes me weird for noticing and reacting to it... :rsmile:

I brought this up in a different thread....not that I'm losing sleep over it but it's kinda strange....very chewy like.

m~

this essay expresses aloc's feelings concerning his third person affliction:

thinking aloc should use: "the aloc" which is finer yet.

http://www.pauldavidson.net/2006/02/19/the...e-third-person/

People like Paul Davidson, who speak in the third person, initially come across as people who are obsessed with the idea of themselves. Some educators and psychologists will tell you that people who speak in the third person, like Paul Davidson, actually aren’t as obsessed as you’d think they are — they in fact have some kind of split personality that causes them to look at themselves like a completely different person.

[Parkertown]

What is this thread about?

*ahem*...I mean:

Parkertown wants to know what this thread is about?

[robertoart]

I thought Basketball was played indoors.

[Man with the Golden Arm]

for shear bounce-ability a younger Boy with the Golden Arm used to run to the slop sink and bath his basketball in steaming hot water several times a game when playing on the driveway court in the midst of winter.

if no one else was available he would also play in the third person. "Allan Hornyak from the corner" was oft intoned and could be appreciated by fellow Buckeye aloc.

i remember horny. he had awesome curly locks and the face of a choirboy and built in radar. probably a chromedome now.

wish they had 3 pointers in those days.

aloc would keep his balls inside and rotate them for his november hooping.

A now middle-aged HolyGhost has lived in Ohio for over 10 years now, and he has never heard of this strange game, nor of its strange-ass details.

Man with the Middle-Aged Arm lived there for his first 28 and is envious that aloc can rotate his balls in november or any other month for that matter.

[Aggie87]

I thought Basketball was played indoors.

Aggie87 has never played any type of competitive sport in a door.

Man with the Middle-Aged Arm lived there for his first 28 and is envious that aloc can rotate his balls in november or any other month for that matter.

[AndrewHill]

for shear bounce-ability a younger Boy with the Golden Arm used to run to the slop sink and bath his basketball in steaming hot water several times a game when playing on the driveway court in the midst of winter.

if no one else was available he would also play in the third person. "Allan Hornyak from the corner" was oft intoned and could be appreciated by fellow Buckeye aloc.

i remember horny. he had awesome curly locks and the face of a choirboy and built in radar. probably a chromedome now.

wish they had 3 pointers in those days.

aloc would keep his balls inside and rotate them for his november hooping.

A now middle-aged HolyGhost has lived in Ohio for over 10 years now, and he has never heard of this strange game, nor of its strange-ass details.

Man with the Middle-Aged Arm lived there for his first 28 and is envious that aloc can rotate his balls in november or any other month for that matter.

A humored Holy Ghost is impressed with the rotating ball technique. He wonders if this is before or after they are muddied?

[Aggie87]

Aggie87 ponders how one could get one's balls muddied without getting one's entire self muddied in the process.

Then Aggie87 realizes he doesn't want to know, and begins pondering whether crop circles could be the work of a cereal killer instead.

[AndrewHill]

Aggie87 ponders how one could get one's balls muddied without getting one's entire self muddied in the process.

Then Aggie87 realizes he doesn't want to know, and begins pondering whether crop circles could be the work of a cereal killer instead.

A befuddled Holy Ghost suggests that maybe they should shampoo and condition the crop circles and then maybe they'll go away.

[The Magnificent Goldberg]

All this balling must be the reason that Diet Pepsi is never on the scene.

MG

[robertoart]

Aggie87 ponders how one could get one's balls muddied without getting one's entire self muddied in the process.

Then Aggie87 realizes he doesn't want to know, and begins pondering whether crop circles could be the work of a cereal killer instead.

A befuddled Holy Ghost suggests that maybe they should shampoo and condition the crop circles and then maybe they'll go away.

hhmmmm..the freelancer wants to know if crop circles is one of those new age Pat Metheny albums with synths.

Edited July 27, 2007 by freelancer

[Van Basten II]

Van Basten the second is wondering why he read that thread and why he actually participates in it.

Van Basten the second has no life.

[7/4]

Van Basten the second is wondering why he read that thread and why he actually participates in it.

Van Basten the second has no life.

Don't worry, be Organissimo.

[AndrewHill]

An inquisitive Holy Ghost really wonders if UFO's can be shampood and conditioned so they'll be shinier.