The Magnificent Goldberg Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 The World's Shortest Fairy Tale... Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants! THE END Quote
king ubu Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 so it's us who is to blame, really... Quote
king ubu Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 but can I at least blame the girl for my own getting fat? Quote
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted April 25, 2007 Author Report Posted April 25, 2007 but can I at least blame the girl for my own getting fat? If she's doing the cooking and (somehow) preventing you from jogging 20 km a day MG Quote
JSngry Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 The irony is that she never reproduced, so whatever her genetic traits were that made her so admirable didn't get passed on. No such thing as a free lunch... Quote
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted April 25, 2007 Author Report Posted April 25, 2007 ever heard of seedless grapes? They're sour MG Quote
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