is nothing sacred

[alocispepraluger102]

a cleveland reporter mentioned today that during the past week, course employees have been pinning premature peach blossoms on trees for the masters in atlanta(for the networks of course)

with the piped in bird sounds it should be a classy event.

i would love to surreptiously sneak into their bird call library the most lovely 'evan with birds.'

Edited April 5, 2007 by alocispepraluger102

[Chuck Nessa]

I blame Ted Turner.

Oh yeah, the olympic bomber too.

Edited April 6, 2007 by Chuck Nessa

[alocispepraluger102]

I blame Ted Turner.

Oh yeah, the olympic bomber too.

bush, cheney, rove, global warming.

that's it.

[Son-of-a-Weizen]

a cleveland reporter mentioned today that during the past week, course employees have been pinning premature peach blossoms on trees for the masters in atlanta(for the networks of course)

with the piped in bird sounds it should be a classy event.

Nope, not likely..... 'cause Tiger's back to slamming his club into the ground on the 11th tee box due to a mishit.

[J.A.W.]

Talking about Mr Woods, I was watching the Masters on cable TV here the last few days and the Dutch commentators were drooling all over him. Their sycophancy and hypocrisy is disgusting. Until last year he was praised from here to the moon, then he was condemned for all his antics and now he's suddenly a saint again. Mind you, I'm not talking about Tiger Woods' "adventures", though I must admit that I've never liked him; I've always found him an unpleasant and humourless character.

[Jazzmoose]

Why would they do that in Atlanta? Or did you mean Augusta?

[Dave James]

Anyone who thinks the bobbleheads who run the Masters aren't capable of this sort of legerdemain needs to take a reality pill. These guys will do absolutely anything to make their precious and hoity toity golf club look like something out of a dream sequence. And CBS panders to that reality in a near disgusting way. That's why I make it a point to watch the tournament with the sound turned down. Every time Jim Nance opens his mouth, it sounds like he's delivering a eulogy. Just conjure up your best impression of a sonorous speech pattern and then imagine Nance as he says, "The Masters, a tradition unlike any other." I triple dog dare him to talk that way for an entire day when he's not operating on the hallowed grounds of Augusta National.

[Matthew]

That is the truth. It's no wonder Lee Travino hated the place and the people who run it.

[Son-of-a-Weizen]

I triple dog dare him to talk that way for an entire day when he's not operating on the hallowed grounds of Augusta National.

Why not dare him to remove his proboscis from Eldrick's butt cheeks? .....Johnny Miller'd never suck up.

[Jazzmoose]

Nah, that helps with the voice, gives it that cavernous echo...