clifford_thornton Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands Gay Bands This is pretty far out... (no, they can't spell) From the website: "One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy. "Bands to watch out for * The Spores (endorse suicide) * Scissor Sisters * Rufus Wainwright * Merzbau * Ravi Shankar * Wilco * Bjork * Tech N9ne * Ghostface Killah * Bobby Conn * Morton Subotnik * Cole Porter * The String Cheese Incident * Eagles of Death Metal * Polyphonic Spree * The Faint * Interpol * Tegan and Sara * Erasure * Le Tigre * The Gossip * The Doors * Phish * Queen * The Strokes * Sufjan Stevens * Morrissey(?questionable?) * The Pet Shop Boys * Metallica * Judas Priest * The Village People * The Secret Handshake * The Rolling Stones * David Bowie * Frankie Goes to Hollywood * Man or Astroman * Richard Cheese * Jay-Z * Depeche Mode * Kansas * Ani DiFranco * Fischerspooner * John Mayer * The Indigo Girls * Velvet Underground * Madonna * Elton John * Barry Manilow * Indigo Girls * Melissa Etheridge * Eminmen * Nirvana * Boy George* * The Killers * Lou Reed * Lil' Wayne * Motorhead * Jill Sobule * Wilson Phillips * DMX * Lisa Loeb * Dogstar * Thirty Seconds to Mars * Lil' Kim * kd lang * Frank Sinatra * Hinder * Nickleback * Justus Kohncke * Bob Mould * Clay Aiken * Arcade Fire * Bright Eyes * Corinne Bailey Rae * Audioslave * Red Hot Chili Peppers * Panic at the Disco * Elton John(really gay) "In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: donniedavies@gmail.com "The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself. Quote
Hardbopjazz Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 (edited) This is too funny. I wonder why the The Indigo Girls made the list twice? Ted Nugent because he wore a loincloth. Edited January 25, 2007 by Hardbopjazz Quote
Niko Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 mmmmaybe i should prepare a list of artists who "covered" cole porter Quote
Scott Dolan Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 (edited) This is too funny. I wonder why the The Indigo Girls made the list twice? Ted Nugent because he wore a loincloth. Elton John made the list twice as well. Because he's really gay, at least that's what this guy said. Edited January 25, 2007 by Scott Dolan Quote
Aggie87 Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 (edited) If my 5 yr old son starts listening to Merzbau (sic), Wilco, Bjork, and the Velvet Underground, I wouldn't have a problem with that. However, if he acquires a sudden interest in Clay Aiken and Boy George, there might be something amiss. Edited January 25, 2007 by Aggie87 Quote
Jazzmoose Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 I was wondering why Clifford seemed cuter to me whenever I was listening to Bjork... Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 The group Kansas? Huh? I don't think the band Kansas is gay, nor do they promote gay-ness in any way. But listening to too much Kansas in this day and age? -- yeah, that's definitely gay. (Not that there's anything wrong with that. ) Quote
Jazzmoose Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 Oh my god...I just checked the website. It's gotta be a hoax; they lead off with a quote from Oscar Wilde fer cryin' out loud! Quote
Joe G Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 I was wondering why Clifford seemed cuter to me whenever I was listening to Bjork... Likewise, I was wondering why Randy was getting frisky after the Ravi Shankar concert. Quote
rostasi Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 This is too funny. I wonder why the The Indigo Girls made the list twice? Ted Nugent because he wore a loincloth.Wow! There was a spoof of this out there somewhere, but I can't remember the address. Makes me wonder about some people's "creative" ways of thinking. I guess the Indigo Girls are listed twice because they're both gay women, but hey, doesn't that qualify as "really" gay? Quote
Jazzmoose Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 I guess the Indigo Girls are listed twice because they're both gay women, but hey, doesn't that qualify as "really" gay? I think they meant "way gay". Quote
Scott Dolan Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 Oh my god...I just checked the website. It's gotta be a hoax; they lead off with a quote from Oscar Wilde fer cryin' out loud! Gay authors aren't bad for children. Quote
Hardbopjazz Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 Here's the list for safe bands. Safe Music: * UnderOath * Cyndi Lauper * Falling Up * Flyleaf * THE TURNING * Disciple * P.O.D * By The Tree * Scott Reed * Michael W. Smith * Jars of Clay * DC Talk * Danielson Quote
Hardbopjazz Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 From the same site. C.H.O.P.S is the powerful new program developed by Christian Youth expert Donnie Davies. C.H.O.P.S stands for CHANGING HOMOSEXUALS into ORDINARY PEOPLE. If you have been having feelings that you DO NOT want to have towards people of the same sex as you, then this is the program for you. If you've been acting on those same feelings, then this is DEFINATELY the program you've been looking for. Donnie Davies Hello Friends, I hope you take the time to read the quote by our good friend and compatriot, Oscar Wilde. In that one quote Oscar brings to life the isolation and despair of what he refers to as "us", the homosexuals. It is a long, lonely, desolate road, homosexuality. I've been there, friends. I know how horrible and rough that road can be. I have been called a "Faggot". You are not alone and guess what, God Loves You even if he hates your Homosexuality. You just can't stay that way. Let me help you love yourself. Follow me and together we'll C.H.O.P.S away the Gay. Our activities * Testimony * Mentorship Quote
Scott Dolan Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 Cyndi Lauper??!!! Moosely is right, it's a hoax. Quote
Hardbopjazz Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 I agree, it is a hoax. If you click on the video it made me laugh. Quote
clifford_thornton Posted January 25, 2007 Author Report Posted January 25, 2007 I actually think it's for real. Quote
Jim Alfredson Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 organissimo is super gay. Somebody should report us. Quote
Hardbopjazz Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 (edited) organissimo is super gay. Somebody should report us. Consider it done. In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: donniedavies@gmail.com Edited January 25, 2007 by Hardbopjazz Quote
Scott Dolan Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 Follow me and together we'll C.H.O.P.S away the Gay. Man, I gotta check this site out some more. There's gold in them thar hills!! Quote
clifford_thornton Posted January 25, 2007 Author Report Posted January 25, 2007 ...or Tungsten! Quote
Noj Posted January 25, 2007 Report Posted January 25, 2007 This made the rounds at JC. The music video is too over-the-top for it not to be a hoax. God Hates A Fag? C'mon now. Also, I don't think Jay-Z or Ghostface Killah have made it onto the shelves of many gay folks. Quote
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