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Lane: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.

Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.

Lane: My mom's not home. She had to take my brother to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she was really stressed out. She hijacked a busload full of... penguins. It's sort of a family crisis. Bye!

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That family portrait is so horrible. I can only imagine what the grandparents of that child thought when mom and dad gave them that atrocity.

Good point!

I remember how my grandparents used to look at me back then. I think they thought I was from space.

:alien:

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