Rooster_Ties Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Item #24 in the very last gif is my favorite. But I'm sure there are plenty of other wonderful quotes to be found in this amazing document. Source: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/fword1.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 That's fuckin' hilarious! I like the list of words and search engine hits... the defense has a little fun with that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Does anyone else remember a commercial from the 70s built around the jingle, "Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet?" I'll probably have that jingle in my head for the rest of the night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted August 21, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 (edited) From item #24: "Fuck is certainly a controversial word that may be appropriate in certain venues and locales (Florida Elections Commission, speed eating contests, public defender offices) and may be inappropriate in others (weddings, Chuck-E-Cheese pizza parlors, district attorney offices)." Edited August 21, 2003 by Rooster_Ties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 What the fuck is this fuckin' shit doin' fuckin' takin' up fuckin' time in our fuckin' courts? FUCK that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted August 21, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Fuck if I know??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 The fucker should have had the fuckin' book thrown at him, followed by a prison sentence so he can get butt-fucked in the shower. There's a thread topic: How many different forms of the word "fuck" can you use in a single sentence? I used it as a noun, an adjective and a verb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn·m Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 There’s a phrase I first heard in Blue Velvet that I thought was a stroke of genius at the time. It’s been repeated many times since, or at least something very close to it, but hearing,“You fucking fucker, you fuck!” always puts a smile on my face. I mean really, how could anybody be offended by such a ridiculously single-minded structure? Bravo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ariceffron Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 BLUE VELVET IS A FUCKING FUCKED UP FUCKING PIECE OF WEIRD ASS FUCKED UP CINEMA. ANYONE WHO HAS WATCHED IT MORE THAN ONCE IS SICK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn·m Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 I know what you mean. I kinda feel the same way about anybody who repeatedly uses Mosaic’s customer review section as if it were a bulletin board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 When the kid wins this case (and he will) he should send a letter to the principal that says simply: Fuck You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjk Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 I know what you mean. I kinda feel the same way about anybody who repeatedly uses Mosaic’s customer review section as if it were a bulletin board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Tapscott Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 When the kid wins this case (and he will) he should send a letter to the principal that says simply: Fuck You. No wonder the public school system is in such sad shape (not only in the US, but also in Canada). Personally, I think the principal should send a letter to the kid and his parents saying the same thing, then immediately file his retirement papers. (I don't know what it's like in the US, but here in Canada, as soon as a teacher becomes eligible for retirement, he or she hits the door running, and I don't blame them a bit). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 What is it that compelled Rooster to find this case and then to post it. There's only one conclusion: he's fucked up or fucking nuts . By the way, probably saying that word at weddings might be inappopriate. Ain't that a f'in kick in the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maren Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 As I recall, a Colorado tourism boycott was led by gay activists a few years ago... I notice the school system and DA had no problem with the kid calling the principal a FAGGOT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn·m Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 By the way, probably saying that word at weddings might be inappopriate. Ain't that a f'in kick in the head. So much for my advice to the groom at my stepdaughter’s eventual wedding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted November 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Don't CLICK HERE if you are at work, and have the speakers on your PC turned up. (Link just goes to a .wav audio file.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted November 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 CLICK HERE to hear Casey Kasem go nuts (another .wav file, not safe for work). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Casey swears up and down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted November 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Casey swears up and down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minew Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Fuck you, you fucking fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WINGY (I STAY BOMBED) Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Fuck you, you fucking fuck! OMIGOD !! Up until now I've been cooling and tempering my VERBIAGE. After reading this thread I realize this really IS a Jazz BBS. I'M HOME !! WINGY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Fuck you, you fucking fuck! OMIGOD !! Up until now I've been cooling and tempering my VERBIAGE. After reading this thread I realize this really IS a Jazz BBS. I'M HOME !! WINGY oh FUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WINGY (I STAY BOMBED) Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Fuck you, you fucking fuck! OMIGOD !! Up until now I've been cooling and tempering my VERBIAGE. After reading this thread I realize this really IS a Jazz BBS. I'M HOME !! WINGY oh FUCK! OH DEAR!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted November 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Fuck you, you fucking fuck! OMIGOD !! Up until now I've been cooling and tempering my VERBIAGE. After reading this thread I realize this really IS a Jazz BBS. I'M HOME !! WINGY oh FUCK! Yup, that's right. We're FUCKED!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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