The All-Flames Thread

[BeBop]

If someone disses your favorite recording, or puts down your political cause, vent here! Done right, your rant could provide just the release of steam you need, without starting a flame war. Think of it...

"So what kind of drugs were you on when you 'grooved' to that lame disc?"

'Sure, Liberia today and Luxembourg tomorrow'.

Obviously, this will only work if the flames are de-personalized. The separate thread just gives physical separation.

Okay, just a thought.

[Jazzmoose]

That's the lamest idea for a thread I've ever heard; put down the crack pipe and open a window...you need fresh air!!

You mean like that?

[Use3D]

No flames please!!

Wait here's a good one:

IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!

[Chuck Nessa]

My all time favorite is "WHY IS CHUCK NESSA SUCH A JERK?".

[Jazzmoose]

My all time favorite is "WHY IS CHUCK NESSA SUCH A JERK?".

Now that brings back memories!

[Rooster_Ties]

My all time favorite is "WHY IS CHUCK NESSA SUCH A JERK?".

God how I hated/loved that one. Brings back a FLOOD of memories, for sure!!! /

I've forgotten - did we ever dertermine why Chuck was such a jerk??? Any ideas????

Edited July 27, 2003 by Rooster_Ties

[.:.impossible]

My all time favorite is "WHY IS CHUCK NESSA SUCH A JERK?".

God how I hated/loved that one. Brings back a FLOOD of memories, for sure!!! /

I've forgotten - did we ever dertermine why Chuck was such a jerk??? Any ideas????

Seems pretty obvious to me! F you Chuck.

[mgraham333]

so instead of a DMZ, this is a VMZ (very militarized zone)

ok, I'll play.... how about a preemptive F.U. to everyone who ever does me wrong!

Whew, you're right. I do feel better!

[Rooster_Ties]

Not even close... Come on, "a preemptive F.U. to everyone...", what kinda crap is that?? Let me show ya how it’s done...

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And, like how the hell would you know anyway?? Always flappin' your jaw with the craziest shit I ever heard, in threads you don't even have a clue about anyway. I get so tired of your shit, all the time with the same stupid-ass 'logic' that makes no fuckin' sense, drunk or sober - hell, you can't even imagine.

If only this board had one of those "add user to my ignore list" functions, cuz I'd banish your ass there so damn quick. And then my Organissimo surfing experience would like instantly improve about ten-fold, with the very first thread I saw that didn’t have any of your dumb-ass blather every fucking-other post.

In fact, wouldn't it be great to have automatic surfing controls, like those "parental control" filters that filter out porn??? But hey, get this -- only instead of porn, there was like various levels of "bullshit" it could filter out. Like you could filter out only out-n-out liars, or filter out liars plus people that just exaggerate every god-damn thing.

But what would be the best is if you could just have a "filter out anything from an idiot" checkbox, cuz then that's all I'd ever have to do to never see any of your crap - ANYWHERE on the whole Internet - ever again!!! Like if I was surfing on other boards, your shit would NEVER even get through to my browser in the first place. Man, that would be heaven, sweet heaven...

AND, if everybody on the whole Internet had 'filters' like that, you know they'd all use 'em. And then, even your own mother wouldn't get e-mails from you, even again, cuz of what a dumb-fuck you are.

Man, somebody get crackin’ on inventing those "Internet idiot" filters, cuz I can tell you they’d be a big hit with everybody, everywhere -- as long as you're doin’ anything on the Internet - that’s for damn sure.

HELL YEAH!!!!

Edited July 27, 2003 by Rooster_Ties

[jazzbo]

My favorite was on the old Jazz Central Board where the rather bizarre protagonist there that eventually brought the place down started a thread titled "Lon Armstrong smells like poo poo." How did he know?

[RDK]

My favorite was on the old Jazz Central Board where the rather bizarre protagonist there that eventually brought the place down started a thread titled "Lon Armstrong smells like poo poo." How did he know?

And they say that jazz fails to attract the youngsters...

[Chuck Nessa]

I've forgotten - did we ever dertermine why Chuck was such a jerk??? Any ideas????

Yeah, that was one of the great ones, wasn't it? My memory's vague, but seems like somebody kept asking Chuck discographical questions and then got peeved when he suggested that they buy a discography. He's so pushy that way. Geez, you'd think the guy was sitting around planning CD releases of some fabulous Bird/Diz concert and had better things to do or something.