Jazzmoose Posted July 18, 2003 Report Posted July 18, 2003 Roughing the rooster? That's fine, but "mauling the moose" is not allowed! Quote
Chuck Nessa Posted July 19, 2003 Report Posted July 19, 2003 Some of these folks have to be "teasing tiny". Quote
Jazzmoose Posted July 19, 2003 Report Posted July 19, 2003 Would that be akin to "jerkin' the gherkin"? Quote
BERIGAN Posted July 19, 2003 Report Posted July 19, 2003 did you really date her No, sadly I did not....just a little before my time as well....one of the very few porn stars I would date...which gives me an idea for a thread! Quote
JSngry Posted July 19, 2003 Report Posted July 19, 2003 Not really relevant to the topic, but here's a fabulous picture: Quote
Guest ariceffron Posted July 20, 2003 Report Posted July 20, 2003 did you know that the guy who invended the coin-operated peep booth, back in the day, by the 1990s the feds were after him for $ reasons and stuff. cause those peep show booths are all profit. lots of hidden assets. anyways, so he goes to jail. he ESCAPES from federal prison. they find him in an anehim apt years later. didnt even leave la. well at his next trial, and i swear this was in the scholorly book i read, (same author as FAST FOOD NATION) anyways, one of the witnessess in the trial, she hooked up with some of the male jurrors and therefore convinced them to vote a certain way, to set him free. its crazy. also did you know all the camera angles in porn, like the balls-at-the-top-of-the-screen-shot-looking-into the-open-legs and things like that were all standardized in a bout '24. yea. silent era. it was all underground though, but they had it just like us. but it was totally underground. what i would give to see that shit. and even recently porn has helped us. the VHS vcr caught on primarily cause of the porn industrys interest in the format. in '79 the majority % of vhs sales were pornos. Quote
JSngry Posted July 20, 2003 Report Posted July 20, 2003 We'd most likely not have the Internet as we know it today, either. I actually saw a book for sale in the remainder bins at a Borders here a few years ago that was a collection of Victorian era porn photograhy. A brief perusal convinced me of one thing - women back then were NOT paranoid about "body hair", if you get my drift... Quote
Brad Posted July 20, 2003 Report Posted July 20, 2003 What if you're still doin it while you're in the 50s. Hope so. Quote
BruceH Posted July 20, 2003 Report Posted July 20, 2003 Then as far as prostate cancer is concerned, I'm going to live forever. Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 To hell with the kittens, just CLICK HERE (but NOT while you're at work). (Animated, fun, and R-rated - but not X-rated. Some volume would help.) Quote
dave9199 Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 Jackie McLean should name his next one Jackie-ing Off. Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted August 8, 2003 Report Posted August 8, 2003 (edited) from: Dear Prudence | Advice on manners and morals (Posted Thursday, August 7, 2003, at 8:20 AM PT) Dear Pru, My husband and I have been married for eight years and have a young family. He is a wonderful husband and father. We both have stressful jobs, but he is very active in helping to raise our two children (3 and 1). I am seven months pregnant, which doesn't leave "us" a lot of free time. So in the last year or so, our sexual relationship has been OK, but not what it once was. We are a religious family, which means we abstain from pornography and even R-rated movies. We also believe that "self-gratification" is a no-no. My husband has always had a fairly strong appetite (time permitting, two or three times a day wouldn't be too much for him). As you can imagine, three babies in four years has definitely taken a toll on my time and energy so that keeping up with him is not as easy as it once was. I thought I was still fairly active, but I think that my husband's thirst isn't being quenched. I have not exactly caught him red-handed, but I woke up one night to find him fondling himself. He's also spending a lot more time in the bathroom with the door locked. I'm trying to rationalize it, calling his needs natural, realizing that he has a stressful job and maybe it's a good tension reliever for him. The bottom line, though, is that I feel he is being hypocritical about the morals we believe in (i.e., we all need to control our appetites to make us better people). I also feel he is cheating on our marriage, just as if he was with another woman. I love him so much that I want his needs to be satisfied, but I want to be the one to satisfy them. What do I do? —Jealous Wife ============================================================ Her: What are you doing up so late on the computer???? Him: Oh, just checking on the latest news, honey. Edited August 8, 2003 by Rooster_Ties Quote
JSngry Posted August 8, 2003 Report Posted August 8, 2003 Dear Jealous Wife - Is your jaw wired shut? Are both your hands in a cast? Have you considered alternatives to baby-making sex? Love means never having to say "I'm pregnant again" unless you want to. Wake up and smell the sheets. Love, Pru Quote
Dan Gould Posted August 8, 2003 Report Posted August 8, 2003 I like Jim's answer a whole heckuva lot more than "Pru's": Dear Jel, If you want to be the one to satisfy him every time he, uh, has needs, just make yourself available two to three times a day, simply ignoring your pregnancy, your job, the two kids, and whatever else makes up your day. Self-gratification, you should know, is in no way cheating and is certainly not analogous to being with another woman. Your concerns are not all that unusual, but the wild card in your situation is the religious angle. Prudie does not wish to tangle with your pastor—or anyone else's—but regarding self-gratification as sinful is a benighted idea. It is an entirely normal thing to do. (And for whatever it's worth, no one's sex life is what it once was.) —Prudie, progressively Quote
JSngry Posted August 8, 2003 Report Posted August 8, 2003 Well, you know that anybody who's talking about sex and spells Gel with a "J" ain't even got HALF a clue. Quote
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