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Things you won't hear Noj say:

"Damned electric pianos. I hate them."

"I can't stand that 1970s over-produced dreck."

...Kobe:

"She asked for it."

...Rickey Henderson:

"I'm too old for this shit."

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You know what, seriously: don't you think someone should make a Jennifer Lopez PEZ dispensor so it can be called "J-Pez"?

Hmmmm, Lon, in Los Angeles, there's kind of a different meaning to making a woman a "Pez dispensor" -- think O.J. :o

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Juan Gonzales: I'd rather play for a contender; I enjoy being pushed to greater heights.

Bud Selig: Y'know, having the Texas Rangers in the AL West doesn't make ANY sense.

Roger Clemens: Of course I was kidding; I've always wanted my Red Sox uniform in the Hall of Fame.

(uhhhh, that last one made me shudder. Sorry 'bout that!)

Me: Go Yankees! (except for when they play the Red Sox. Then I'm all pinstripes! :g )

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Weizen: Well, truth be told, I prefer Old Milwaukee.

Catesta: Take that back, sir! Only Pabst Blue Ribbon will do!

They's both lyin' - I know for a fact that they both drink IM436219.gif

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I think I should get some shticks myself now ... One should consider it an honor to be mocked. ;)

You have had that Avatar for some time...put that in your pipe and smoke it! :angry::rhappy:

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Pete Rose - "I bet on baseball and on the Reds, when i was the manager"

Michael Jordan - "This time, I'm retiring for good"

Tyra Banks - "Soulstation1, you are better lookin' than C-Webb and make more $$$ than him. Will you marry me?"

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