PIRATE ASSUALTS SAUSAGE WITH BAT

[robviti]

PIRATE FINED FOR ASSAULTING SAUSAGE

ASSOCIATED PRESS

MILWAUKEE, July 10 — Pittsburgh first baseman Randall Simon will not face charges for hitting one of the Milwaukee Brewers’ sausage mascots with his bat during a game. Prosecutors said Thursday they made the decision after reviewing tape of Wednesday night’s game. The women “were not interested in having him charged criminally” and did not believe Simon meant to hurt them, Deputy District Attorney Jon Reddin said Simon was cited by the sheriff’s department for disorderly conduct and fined $432. He can contest the citation at a Sept. 3 hearing.

Simon maintains he did not deliberately try to knock down the female mascot. “That wasn’t my intention in my heart for that to happen,” he said before Thursday’s Brewers-Pirates game. “I was just trying to get a tap at the costume and for her to finish the race.” Simon said he hopes to apologize to the woman before he leaves Milwaukee. “I thought at the moment they were trying to play with us. They were running right next to the players,” he said. “I’m a fun player, and I’ve never hurt anyone in my life.”

Simon was taken to the Milwaukee County Jail after the game, won 2-1 by the Brewers in 12 innings. He was booked, released and ordered to appear in the district attorney’s office. Simon had been handcuffed in what is standard procedure for those taken to jail, Deputy Inspector Sherry Warichak of the sheriff’s department said. She said he was “totally cooperative.”

Four people in sausage costumes race around the infield warning track between the sixth and seventh innings at Brewers’ games to entertain fans. When the group went past the Pirates’ dugout, Simon took a half swing at the Italian sausage character, hitting her from behind and causing her to tumble. When she fell, she knocked over the woman dressed as the hot dog. “They both were treated at the scene for scraped knees, but at this point I don’t think they have any other complaints,” Warichak said. Warichak identified the person in the Italian sausage costume as an 18-year-old woman from South Milwaukee whose first name is Mandy, and the person in the hot dog costume as a 21-year-old woman whose first name is Veronica. The deputy inspector and Brewers spokesman Jon Greenberg declined to identify them further.

“The Pittsburgh Pirates apologize to the Milwaukee Brewers organization and to the Brewers’ fans for this unfortunate incident,” the team said. Rick Schlessinger, Brewers’ executive vice president for business operations, called Simon’s conduct “one of the most outrageous things I’ve ever seen inside a ballpark or outside a ballpark. It sickened me to see it.” Greenberg said the racing sausages were scheduled to compete against racing pierogies (dumplings) at a series with the Pirates in Pittsburgh Aug. 15-17 and then again during a series between the teams Aug. 22-24 at Milwaukee.

As a person of Italian heritage and a long-time supporter of pork products, I'm outraged by this senseless act of violence. On the other hand, I can't stop chuckling. If sausages at the ballpark weren't so damn expensive, I think fans should hurl them at Simon at his next appearance. Revenge can taste sweet, if you use enough relish!

[RDK]

If this were a Hollywood movie, Randy and Mandy would fall in love and kiss under the lights when the Pirates and Brewers meet in the World Series...

[J Larsen]

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/sausagegate/030710.html

[Jazzmoose]

Since when is it big news when some kid beats a sausage? I think the press is making too much over this...

[chris olivarez]

Jazzmoose,Jazzmoose.

[robviti]

jazzmoose,

i think you're missing the point. this was a sporting event. like, say, snake wrestling.

[Jazzmoose]

jazzmoose,

i think you're missing the point. this was a sporting event. like, say, snake wrestling.

Doh!