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  On 12/18/2013 at 4:28 AM, Mike Schwartz said:

I saw that the odds of a win were right around 1 - 300,000,000

No Problemo

FWIW which equals NOTHING in reality, one of the winning tickets was sold about 4 miles from my home.....lightning strike missed me by just THIS much!

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Of course, I wish you the best of luck, but you have a better chance of:

1. Becoming U.S. President (1 in 10 million)

2. Winning an Olympic gold medal (1 in 662,000)

3. Being killed by a vending machine (1 in 112 million)

4. Contracting ebola in the U.S. (1 in 13.3 million)

5. Being canonized (1 in 20 million)

6. Shooting 3 consecutive holes-in-one (1 in 156 million)

7. Having an IQ of 190 or greater (1 in 107 million)

8. Dating a supermodel (1 in 88,000)

9. Being struck by lightning, while drowning (1 in 183 million)

10. Dying from being a left-handed person misusing right-handed products (1 in 7 million)

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Simple 

I’m winning the Mega Millions Friday and

Power Ball Saturday 

I’ll buy the Browns 

Clean House 

I’ll become 

Owner / CEO

Head Coach

Starting 50 YO QB 

Become better looking 

 

Edited by Soulstation1

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