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Actual conversation I once had with a friend of mine when I was about 19 or 20:

Friend: Kenny G is the greatest saxophonist ever!

Me: What about, like, John Coltrane?

Friend: Aw, fuck that shit!

:rsly:

I'm sure he'd laugh about that now... I hope!

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I flew from Atlanta to Minneapolis to see Ornette Coleman and when the shuttle bus entered the city, one of the first things I saw was a billboard advertising Kenny-geez upcoming concert at a local casino.

I threw up in my mouth a little. :bad:

Kenny G played in Atlanta during this year's pseudo-jazz festival. Benny Golson, Sonny Fortune and David "Fathead" Newman got rained out but G got sunny weather and played as scheduled. God is cruel.

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This thread is making me want to play some discs from my Louis Armstrong box.  :)

I have never been to New Orleans. I need to go there some day.

You should go. The southern border there is much more secure. :g

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Who wants to watch a curly mullet play lame soprano?

I can picture his audience, though: like Clinton's cabinet (not to mention Bush II's), it "looks like America."

AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH! (As Charles Schulz used to say.)

Posted

Actual conversation I once had with a friend of mine when I was about 19 or 20:

Friend: Kenny G is the greatest saxophonist ever!

Me: What about, like, John Coltrane?

Friend: Aw, fuck that shit!

:rsly:

I'm sure he'd laugh about that now... I hope!

Well, let's ask him:

Jim, do you laugh about that now?

:g

Posted

Actual conversation I once had with a friend of mine when I was about 19 or 20:

Friend: Kenny G is the greatest saxophonist ever!

Me: What about, like, John Coltrane?

Friend: Aw, fuck that shit!

:rsly:

I'm sure he'd laugh about that now... I hope!

Well, let's ask him:

Jim, do you laugh about that now?

:g

Hell no, I'm serious!! Coltrane?! Fuck that shit.

:g

Honestly, I didn't know Joe when he was 20. I think he even might've had hair back then.

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.....and all the people will stand around the water cooler tomorrow trying to impress their co-workers with ".....and then I went to a jazz concert last night and blah.....blah.....blah"!!!

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