chandra Posted June 22, 2005 Report Posted June 22, 2005 Just now I noticed this AP news head line. "Missing Boy Scout Leaves Utah Hospital" http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=...s/missing_scout Quote
BERIGAN Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 Man Found Dead In Room Of Woman Arrested 3 Hours Later Quote
rostasi Posted March 9, 2006 Report Posted March 9, 2006 "Australian Whale Vomit Find Worth a Fortune" (an Agence France-Presse dispatch from Sydney on a vacationing family's discovery of a solid fatty substance somehow actually used in the fragrance industry and which was expected to bring the equivalent of about U.S. $215,000). "Why I Still Breastfeed My Eight-Year-Old Girl" (a News & Star of Carlisle, England, report on mothers who insist on breastfeeding as long as the child desires it). Rod --- Now playing: Wolf Vostell - Fluxus-Concert LE CRI 31_10_90 Quote
Adam Posted March 9, 2006 Report Posted March 9, 2006 "Australian Whale Vomit Find Worth a Fortune" (an Agence France-Presse dispatch from Sydney on a vacationing family's discovery of a solid fatty substance somehow actually used in the fragrance industry and which was expected to bring the equivalent of about U.S. $215,000). "Why I Still Breastfeed My Eight-Year-Old Girl" (a News & Star of Carlisle, England, report on mothers who insist on breastfeeding as long as the child desires it). Rod --- Now playing: Wolf Vostell - Fluxus-Concert LE CRI 31_10_90 The first one - they must have found a lump of ambergris. That used to be vital in most perfumes, and was one reason sperm whales were hunted. But they mostly use man-made chemical versions these days. Quote
Jazzmoose Posted March 10, 2006 Report Posted March 10, 2006 Man Found Dead In Room Of Woman Arrested 3 Hours Later What's stupid about that? We can't have these friggin' zombies walking the street, you know! Quote
BruceH Posted March 12, 2006 Report Posted March 12, 2006 (edited) "Why I Still Breastfeed My Eight-Year-Old Girl" Because you're an idiot? Edited March 12, 2006 by BruceH Quote
BERIGAN Posted May 3, 2009 Report Posted May 3, 2009 Well, the headline itself isn't that funny(and what happened to this woman definitely isn't) the brief text in this news story is just ...amazing. But, having lived 10 LONG years in Jacksonville, I can tell you this is the way a fair number of locals talk there. How many grammatical errors can you spot??? And how was she critically injured if the tires never touched her??? Sunbather Hit By SUV JACKSONVILLE BEACH, Fla. -- A woman is in the hospital Friday afternoon after she was ran over on the beach by an SUV. Action News is told 41-year-old Anne Marie Giffin was laying in the sand, when a Jacksonville Beach officer driving a Chevy Trailblazer SUV went to make a turn and ran over her. Jacksonville Beach Sgt. Tom Bingham says the officer did not see Giffin laying on the beach and the tires never touched her. Action News is told that Giffin is in Shands Hospital in critical condition. http://www.actionnewsjax.com/content/topst...0kxRwviAeQ.cspx Quote
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