Drummers..........

[Jazz Kat]

The following is a list of the top ten things the drummer in my band has said that I never want him to say again, because he's getting on my nerves.

1. "This song is too long."

2. "This song could use some vocals!"

3. "People aren't gonna like us if we don't sing."

4. "This song is too jazzy."

5. "I like that song," three weeks later, "I don't like that song."

6. "I wanna play drums."

7. "I don't wanna play drums."

8. "We should do some Slipknot."

9. "I'm mad good at guitar."

10. "I wanna sing lead!!"

I've decided to either kick him out or just play drums myself to shut him up.

[Rosco]

At the risk of turning this into a 'drummer jokes' thread...

What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?

You only have to punch information into a drum machine once.

-_-

[Jazz Kat]

We had a long talk, he finally accepted to have no singing. Not for long probaly.. -_- but anyway, the only no-vocals he likes is Steve Vai, so I said we'll just combind him into jazz.... Oh boy, the things I say to make him happy..... Man, I need real musicians...

[jazzypaul]

You're 16. You're supposed to play with shitty musicians who want to play metal.

That's the way it works.

Unless you find deadheads. We'll play anything if Jerry liked it. And Jerry liked jazz.

[AllenLowe]

I vote for kareoke -

[casanovas347]

  AllenLowe said:

I vote for kareoke -

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you mean karaoke

btw. i know a drummer who is just 17.....but he can play....wwooohooo, very very good! this guy have more soul behind his drumkit than most older guys....

age dosen't matter.....its up on what you wanna say.......

[Guest]

So many drummers...so little time (*)

(*)This aphorism is attributed to the great drummer Trevor Tomkins

[keberobeats88]

Slipknot, one of the greats! 7 drummers and a singer!

(In defense of metal, I want to say that no metal band should ever be that stupid)