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  • 2 weeks later...
king ubu Apprentice

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Saddam pants

Saddam Is Breaching The "No Fly" Zone; An Object Appears In His Fly

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It's only a little violation

WASHINGTON, DC — US spy planes have revealed that Saddam Hussein is breaching the "No Fly" zone imposed on him after the Gulf War.

Photographs taken by powerful cameras from high altitude reveal that he is wearing trousers with a fly. "We don't know if he has a zipper or buttons," said US General Tommy Franks. "But he definitely has a fly, and therefore the capability to unleash a weapon of mass disgust."

As General Franks was speaking, two military aides rushed in with breaking news. As they whispered in his ear, General Franks told the assembled reporters, "We've just detected an object being released from Saddam's fly. But hold on... it's very small... it's tiny... it's a weenie."

As the military aides, a Corporal and a Private, were leaving the briefing room, the General spoke to the Corporal. "What's the name of your Private?" he asked.

"Parts, sir."

"Well, I'm going to keep an eye on your Private Parts," said the General.

Turning back to the assembled reporters, the General said, "So it looks like we can all relax. Saddam is not a threat to our egos."

Shortly after General Franks' press conference, the Bush Administration announced that the War with Iraq was being called off.

But psychologists hired by the cable news networks immediately began a 24-hour a day discussion about whether there was a correlation between being a homicidal murderer leading a rogue state and being under endowed in the zipper zone.

And television pundits began to speculate about President Bush and why he is always talking about going to war and why he does so much jogging.

  • 2 months later...
Alexander Newbie

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Couldn't be more appropriate....

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/34116/

That was in exceptionally poor taste, Ray. :angry:

Thanks for sharing. :rofl:

I know! I don't normally find that sort of thing amusing....but that was freakin' hilarous! I think part of it was the announcer's voice. He kind of reminded me of Larry Fine. This is actually just the sort of gag the Stooges would do if they were around today! :g

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