Man with the Golden Arm Posted April 16, 2005 Report Posted April 16, 2005 This was in the local Gloucester Times a few weeks back. It was not even April Fools Day. Transcribed: Quote Animal Issues: A man drinking liquor in front of an adopted bird at an Essex Avenue home was the source of a domestic dispute reported around 9 p.m. Tuesday. The man's live-in, ex-wife called police because he was drinking in front of their bird - which she said he is forbidden to do because it makes their dog mad. The ex-husband told police he had a couple of nips in front of the bird but he didn't smoke his pipe in front of it. The woman agreed to return the bird to the shelter the next day. Police did not file any charges for the incident. (and this just below) A dead beaver was found on the side of Essex Avenue around 8 a.m. yesterday. Animal control was notified of the situation. Quote
Jazzmoose Posted April 16, 2005 Report Posted April 16, 2005 Man with the Golden Arm said: A dead beaver was found on the side of Essex Avenue around 8 a.m. yesterday. Animal control was notified of the situation. I didn't even think to call animal control when this happened to me. I just decided to end the relationship. Damn; I'm gonna burn in hell for that one... Quote
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 Hey, I used to live on Essex Ave. I see things have spiraled wildly out of control since I departed. What's next? A riot aboard one of the tourist packed whale watch boats docked at Cape Ann's Marina? Quote
Big Al Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 Jazzmoose said: Man with the Golden Arm said: A dead beaver was found on the side of Essex Avenue around 8 a.m. yesterday. Animal control was notified of the situation. I didn't even think to call animal control when this happened to me. I just decided to end the relationship. When I saw the title of this thread, my first thought was the ascending chord structure of "When the World is Running Down, You Make the Best of What's Still Around" and what a gas that is to play on the fretless bass! Quote
wesbed Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 You can listen to the Tucson Police scanner here: http://www.azstarnet.com/scanner/ Sometimes I get addicted to it. B-) Quote
chris olivarez Posted April 20, 2005 Report Posted April 20, 2005 The Durango Herald has a Police blotter in there paper and believe it's a treasure trove of material on the weirder aspects of the human condition. Quote
chris olivarez Posted April 20, 2005 Report Posted April 20, 2005 Jazzmoose said: Man with the Golden Arm said: A dead beaver was found on the side of Essex Avenue around 8 a.m. yesterday. Animal control was notified of the situation. I didn't even think to call animal control when this happened to me. I just decided to end the relationship. Damn; I'm gonna burn in hell for that one... Jazzmoose,Jazzmoose. Quote
wesbed Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 wesbed said: You can listen to the Tucson Police scanner here: http://www.azstarnet.com/scanner/ Sometimes I get addicted to it. I'm at home tonight. I'm enjoying some hot wings and celery sticks. I'm listening to the Tucson police. Quote
alejo Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 Quote wesbed Posted on Apr 19 2005, 12:36 PM You can listen to the Tucson Police scanner here: http://www.azstarnet.com/scanner/ Sometimes I get addicted to it. I know what you mean. I've been listening to it for about a half hour and I live over 1,000 miles away. It almost sounds like a Luc Ferrari piece. Quote
wesbed Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 alejo said: I know what you mean. I've been listening to it for about a half hour and I live over 1,000 miles away. It almost sounds like a Luc Ferrari piece. You're 1000 miles away. I'm right here, very close to the action. At the same time I, like you, can only imagine the police scenes. I'm familiar with all the locations discussed by the Tucson police. At the same time, I feel oddly distant from scenarios that are played out via the police scanner. I'm sitting safe within the confines of my Tucson home. I just heard that the Border Patrol will need to be called to a local, Tucson, Burger King restaurant. Quote
slide_advantage_redoux Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 (edited) The Denton (texas) Chronicle used to have a regular column called "the Blotter", where notable arrests were reported. When in college, I remember reading a report of a woman who had been charged with possession of marijuana with intent to sell. The intent to sell part apparently was not too hard to establish, since she had little price stickers on each of the baggies. Another edition reported a man being arrested for possession. He was pulled over for speeding. When asked to produce his drivers license, he removed it from his wallet and handed it to the officer. No problem, except he had kept a joint in the wallet, and it stuck to the back of the license. Hmmmm. Some people just deserve to get busted. Edited April 21, 2005 by slide_advantage_redoux Quote
wesbed Posted June 1, 2005 Report Posted June 1, 2005 wesbed said: wesbed said: You can listen to the Tucson Police scanner here: http://www.azstarnet.com/scanner/ Sometimes I get addicted to it. I'm at home tonight. I'm enjoying some hot wings and celery sticks. I'm listening to the Tucson police. ← I'm listening to the Tucson Police scanner. Again. Quote
Free For All Posted June 1, 2005 Report Posted June 1, 2005 wesbed said: wesbed said: wesbed said: You can listen to the Tucson Police scanner here: http://www.azstarnet.com/scanner/ Sometimes I get addicted to it. I'm at home tonight. I'm enjoying some hot wings and celery sticks. I'm listening to the Tucson police. ← I'm listening to the Tucson Police scanner. Again. ← I believe your next move is to purchase a metal detector. And some big ol' shorts to be worn with black socks. Quote
wesbed Posted June 1, 2005 Report Posted June 1, 2005 Free For All said: wesbed said: wesbed said: wesbed said: You can listen to the Tucson Police scanner here: http://www.azstarnet.com/scanner/ Sometimes I get addicted to it.I'm at home tonight. I'm enjoying some hot wings and celery sticks. I'm listening to the Tucson police. ←I'm listening to the Tucson Police scanner. Again.←I believe your next move is to purchase a metal detector. And some big ol' shorts to be worn with black socks.← I have issues. Sigh. Quote
Soulstation1 Posted June 1, 2005 Report Posted June 1, 2005 why am i listening to this?? i have a code 7 Quote
connoisseur series500 Posted June 1, 2005 Report Posted June 1, 2005 wesbed said: wesbed said: wesbed said: You can listen to the Tucson Police scanner here: http://www.azstarnet.com/scanner/ Sometimes I get addicted to it. I'm at home tonight. I'm enjoying some hot wings and celery sticks. I'm listening to the Tucson police. ← I'm listening to the Tucson Police scanner. Again. ← Go back to listening to your Mosaics, Wes. Quote
Soulstation1 Posted June 1, 2005 Report Posted June 1, 2005 damn i ate half a dozen of these while listening to the scanner Quote
Soulstation1 Posted June 1, 2005 Report Posted June 1, 2005 they just found some white powder stuff someone is in T R O U B L E ss1 Quote
wesbed Posted June 1, 2005 Report Posted June 1, 2005 Soulstation1 said: they just found some white powder stuff someone is in T R O U B L E←White powder... such as that which flour is made of... such as that which doughnuts are made of? Quote
ajf67 Posted June 1, 2005 Report Posted June 1, 2005 My sentimental favorite was about a friend of mine, and the headline read "Hilliard Man Bites Police Officer." My pal got trashed and was taken in for drunk and disorderly and fought being put in the cell. It took a few officers to get him in, and in the process he chomped down on one of their legs. Quote
clifford_thornton Posted June 1, 2005 Report Posted June 1, 2005 I'm gonna make a SuperAmerica run for some glazed-raised right now! Quote
Soulstation1 Posted June 2, 2005 Report Posted June 2, 2005 when i left work 6 cop cars had a new caddy pulled over Quote
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