AfricaBrass Posted February 2, 2005 Report Posted February 2, 2005 Thank you, my friend! :rsmile: Quote
sheldonm Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Whatever happened to the cinnamon bun that looked like Mother Teresa? Was it sold, or did someone eat it? I ate it! Quote
sheldonm Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 It's amazing... I was making some grilled cheese sandwiches and you'll never believe what happened! ...now that's some funny shit! Quote
Phil Meloy Posted February 3, 2005 Author Report Posted February 3, 2005 The word that would accurately sum up my total admiration for the man and his talent for coaxing earthly wonders out of a simple spice-infused hunk of dough, has yet to be invented!!! It is indeed a good thing that so many wonderous objects have begun to emerge from AB's humble kitchen as it appears humanity is now in danger of losing the Holy Tortlla. Years of merciless southwestern heat have literally fried and refried the tortilla. The image, once recognizable even in photographs, has faded to a half dozen brown spots and a wiggly burnt blotch. There is no doubt that a replacement will be required as the faithful still travel to Lake Arthur to see the original. Despite the braying of scientists and skeptics, the Holy Tortilla has developed a solid fan base. By 1979 - only two years after its discovery -over 35,000 people had visited the shrine, bringing flowers and photos of sick loved ones. Quote
Phil Meloy Posted February 3, 2005 Author Report Posted February 3, 2005 And they wonder why people make fun of religion... Don't be such a cynic Ray. As evidence of the toasted cheese sandwich Virgin Mary's spiritual qualites Diane Duyser has pointed out that the sandwich has never gone mouldy since she made it 10 years ago. She says she has done absolutely nothing to preserve the sandwich except keep it in a plastic box in a drawer next to her bed and pack pieces of cotton wool around it but "it doesn't fall apart or crumble or anything". What else (apart of from the arm's length list of chemicals found in your average pack of supermarket processed cheese) could be responsible for this other than divine intervention. Quote
catesta Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 What else (apart of from the arm's length list of chemicals found in your average pack of supermarket processed cheese) could be responsible for this other than divine intervention. A message from the sandwich. HERE Quote
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 the sandwich has never gone mouldy since she made it 10 years ago. She says she has done absolutely nothing to preserve the sandwich except keep it in a plastic box in a drawer next to her bed and pack pieces of cotton wool around it but "it doesn't fall apart or crumble or anything". Hey, imagine if it was a Twinkie with a face on it? She could just leave it out on a table for 60 or 70 years and use it as a bookend and there wouldn't be any noticeable change. Quote
catesta Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Hey, imagine if it was a Twinkie with a face on it? Twenty bucks says AfricaBrass discovers a Twinkie with a face on it before lunch today. Quote
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Yeah, an original Twinkie with Coolidge's face on it that was handed out to kids as a souvenir at the 1925 Inaugural Parade! Quote
Phil Meloy Posted February 3, 2005 Author Report Posted February 3, 2005 Hey, imagine if it was a Twinkie with a face on it? Twenty bucks says AfricaBrass discovers a Twinkie with a face on it before lunch today. Yeah but I defy him to come up with a Virgin Mary & Baby Jesus Natural Occurance PopCorn. Bids for this little beauty start at $250 over on ebay. Quote
catesta Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 So that's what passes as a Mary and Jesus popcorn these days? Quote
JSngry Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Hey, imagine if it was a Twinkie with a face on it? Twenty bucks says AfricaBrass discovers a Twinkie with a face on it before lunch today. God, I hope it's not Richard Simmons... Quote
catesta Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 (edited) The dude has entertained us for years in those striped shorts, putting his face on a Twinkie is reasonable payback. Edited February 3, 2005 by catesta Quote
JSngry Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Well, yeah, but it's kinda redundant, don't you think? Quote
randissimo Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 So are there any photos of the "priceless frying pan" ?? Quote
AfricaBrass Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 It looks like Q-bert to me (from the old videogame). Quote
AfricaBrass Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 I had the strangest experience last night. My 3 1/2 year old son had a bad dream and got into our bed during the night. I woke up this morning and the way his blankie (don't laugh - you'll be parents someday) was folded and how the shadows sat on it, there was HIS image on it. It looked like some sort of Shroud of Turin with my sons profile on it. I know it wasn't an acid flashback or anything... Quote
Jim Alfredson Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 I had the strangest experience last night. My 3 1/2 year old son had a bad dream and got into our bed during the night. I woke up this morning and the way his blankie (don't laugh - you'll be parents someday) was folded and how the shadows sat on it, there was HIS image on it. It looked like some sort of Shroud of Turin with my sons profile on it. I know it wasn't an acid flashback or anything... Too bad your kid is not Jesus, or you'd make some $$$ on that blankie. Quote
Marsupilami Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 the world is going mad! why they always searched for a proof.....and they lived in peace happy ever after........why stupid folks always have the better chanches in life? Quote
AfricaBrass Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 (edited) I had the strangest experience last night. My 3 1/2 year old son had a bad dream and got into our bed during the night. I woke up this morning and the way his blankie (don't laugh - you'll be parents someday) was folded and how the shadows sat on it, there was HIS image on it. It looked like some sort of Shroud of Turin with my sons profile on it.   I know it wasn't an acid flashback or anything... Too bad your kid is not Jesus, or you'd make some $$$ on that blankie. If he was Jesus and I took his blankie, I'd probably end up as a pillar of salt. or... be sent to the corn field, like in the old Twilight Zone episode. Edited February 3, 2005 by AfricaBrass Quote
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 r... be sent to the corn field, like in the old Twilight Zone episode. Just don't get turned into a Vic Morrow clone! Quote
AfricaBrass Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 r... be sent to the corn field, like in the old Twilight Zone episode. Just don't get turned into a Vic Morrow clone! Yikes! Quote
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