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Alon Marcus

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Asked of me at a jazz camp by a kid in beginning improv:

"Can you explain the Maxilydian scale to me again please?"

Then there was the kid at the U of North Texas who was told to transcribe a Bird solo. He came back the following week with one transcribed....unfortunately it was the wrong Bird; It was a Charlie Byrd solo.

Heard asked of a trombone player by a very young kid: "How do you swallow that thing??" (I suppose he thought it was a sword swallowing thing)

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While working part time at the now-deceased music chain Mars Music, I once was asked by a high school kid "Uhh, do you have any Bach Stravinsky Trumpets in stock?"

I almost hated to have to correct him, and keeping from out and out laughing in his face was the real challenge.

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