RonF Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 SHIT HAPPENS Taoism: Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it¹s not really shit. Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and isn¹t. Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit must happen." Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Islam: Shit is the will of Allah. Catholicism: When shit happens, you deserved it. Protestantism: If it¹s shit, it¹s the Catholics. Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. Episcopalian: It's not so bad when shit happens, so long as you serve the right wine with it. Methodist: It's not so bad when shit happens--you¹re going to hell anyway. Baptist: You better believe it¹s shit! Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another. Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as lousy as shit that happens to another. Lutheran: If shit happens, shut up. Fundamentalism: If you¹re born-again, it can¹t be your shit happening. Fundamentalism #2: Shit can only be born again. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work enough. Seventh-Day Adventism: No shit shall happen until Saturday. Mormonism: Shit is God¹s gift happening. Christian Science: If shit happens, it¹s all in your mind. Quakers: We didn¹t start this shit. Scientology: When shit happens, re-read "Dianetics" Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens. Jehovah's Witnesses #2: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening. Moonies: Only super happy shit happens. Hare Krishna: Shit shit happens happens rama rama. Secular Humanism: Tomorrow it won¹t be shit. Utopianism: When it happens, shit does not stink. Creationism: God begat shit. Darwinism: This shit was once food. Stoicism: Shit is good for me. Idolism: This shit should be bronzed. Hedonism: There oughtta be more shit happening. Wiccan: Let shit happen. Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. Capitalism: That's MY shit. Communism: It's everybody's shit. Feminism: Men are shit. Chauvinism: The ladies love my shit... Commercialism: Let's package this shit. Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden. Existentialism: What is shit, anyway? Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit! Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time. Recovery program: Deal with shit one day at a time. Agnostic: Did someone shit? Atheism: I can't believe this shit! Nihilism: No shit. Quote
mgraham333 Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 "I'm getting too old for this shit." - Danny Glover as Roger Murtaugh in Lethal Weapon Quote
brownie Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 king ubu said: holy shit! Shouldn't this be: MERDRE! Merde alors! Quote
king ubu Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 brownie said: king ubu said: holy shit! Shouldn't this be: MERDRE! Merde alors! Yep, but what's that - saying "merd®e" brings luck? But only if you don't say anything after someone said "merd®e"? At least that's what that Saigner (or is it Seigner?) lady says in "Frantic", right? de par ma chandelle verte! ubu Quote
7/4 Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 (edited) AfricaBrass said: It's happening! And here's some happening shit: Edited January 5, 2005 by 7/4 Quote
Harold_Z Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 (edited) This thread is fulla shit !! Edited January 5, 2005 by Harold_Z Quote
AfricaBrass Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 7/4 said: AfricaBrass said: It's happening! And here's some happening shit: No shit! Quote
7/4 Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 AfricaBrass said: 7/4 said: AfricaBrass said: It's happening! And here's some happening shit: No shit! Quote
7/4 Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 Harold_Z said: This thread is fulla shit !! hey man, don't be so negative. Quote
Uncle Skid Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 Mosaicism: I had to buy it -- that shit was on LAST CHANCE!!! Quote
7/4 Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 Maybe we can harness this natural energy for the good of all mankind. Quote
Harold_Z Posted January 6, 2005 Report Posted January 6, 2005 7/4 said: Harold_Z said: This thread is fulla shit !! hey man, don't be so negative. I was just trying to be observant. Quote
PHILLYQ Posted January 6, 2005 Report Posted January 6, 2005 Is this thread the followup to Matrix Farts? http://www.wimp.com/matrixfarts/ Quote
7/4 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Posted January 6, 2005 PHILLYQ said: Is this thread the followup to Matrix Farts? http://www.wimp.com/matrixfarts/ Thanks for clearing the air on this thread... Quote
BruceH Posted January 6, 2005 Report Posted January 6, 2005 Scientific Mindset: I have a theory about this shit... Quote
Harold_Z Posted January 6, 2005 Report Posted January 6, 2005 Brad said: This is a crappy thread. Yeah...this thread STINKS ! Quote
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