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The reason I'm glad the Christmas season is upon u

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scottb

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A little quiz on why I'm excited about Christmas this year :

A. Looking foward to a 22 hour round trip road trip over 3 days to grandmas' houses (notice the plural as my wife insists on not rotating holidays between families) with three kids (oldest just turned 5)

B. There's a possibility I could get yet another pack of underwear from the inlaws. (Once they know your size and brand your doomed!)

C. Since they know I love Jazz, there's a possibilty I could get a Kenny G CD from my family or coworkers

D. There's a possibility my kids could get a cat or dog as a gift from their grandparents.

E. I get to break out Joe Pass' SIX STRING SANTA and Disc 1 of the Duke Pearson Mosaic Select!!

7/4 Newbie

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A little quiz on why I'm excited about Christmas this year :

A. Looking foward to a 22 hour round trip road trip over 3 days to grandmas' houses (notice the plural as my wife insists on not rotating holidays between families) with three kids (oldest just turned 5)

"Are we there yet?"

Leeway Newbie

Leeway

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A little quiz on why I'm excited about Christmas this year :

A. Looking foward to a 22 hour round trip road trip over 3 days to grandmas' houses (notice the plural as my wife insists on not rotating holidays between families) with three kids (oldest just turned 5)

B. There's a possibility I could get yet another pack of underwear from the inlaws. (Once they know your size and brand your doomed!)

C. Since they know I love Jazz, there's a possibilty I could get a Kenny G CD from my family or coworkers

D. There's a possibility my kids could get a cat or dog as a gift from their grandparents.

E. I get to break out Joe Pass' SIX STRING SANTA and Disc 1 of the Duke Pearson Mosaic Select!!

"E" looks good, the rest I'm forwarding to Dear Abby for advice, on your behalf ;)

sheldonm Newbie

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I actually dig Christmas; getting together with family and friends; snaggin' some good tunes and maybe a couple days away from the office! Unfortunately it's also a time of great stress in everyone's lives as they juggle their hectic schedules so they can "find" a few minutes to relax! I'm always optimistic as the year winds down and the new one begins.....all in all, I dig the season :) !!!

Mark

connoisseur series500 Newbie

connoisseur series500

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A little quiz on why I'm excited about Christmas this year :

A. Looking foward to a 22 hour round trip road trip over 3 days to grandmas' houses (notice the plural as my wife insists on not rotating holidays between families) with three kids (oldest just turned 5)

B. There's a possibility I could get yet another pack of underwear from the inlaws. (Once they know your size and brand your doomed!)

C. Since they know I love Jazz, there's a possibilty I could get a Kenny G CD from my family or coworkers

D. There's a possibility my kids could get a cat or dog as a gift from their grandparents.

E. I get to break out Joe Pass' SIX STRING SANTA and Disc 1 of the Duke Pearson Mosaic Select!!

Excellent description and very true!

F) It's a terrific chance to get involved in an overdue family fight. Haven't been in one since last Christmas! :P

Dan Gould Mentor

Dan Gould

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with all the hectic running around during the holiday season, it's easy to forget the true meaning of christmas.

Neurotic people booking more and more 50 minute hours well into the New Year?

BeBop Rookie

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B. There's a possibility I could get yet another pack of underwear from the inlaws. (Once they know your size and brand your doomed!)

Worse yet when they don't know your size and brand. Nothing worse than too-tight briefs...especially when one is accustomed to boxers. :huh:

Dan Gould Mentor

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B. There's a possibility I could get yet another pack of underwear from the inlaws.  (Once they know your size and brand your doomed!)

Worse yet when they don't know your size and brand. Nothing worse than too-tight briefs...especially when one is accustomed to boxers. :huh:

I've heard of displaying the ugly nicknack or wearing the ugly shirt when the relatives come over, but that's ridiculous!

Alexander Newbie

Alexander

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Mr Handy the Christmas poo actually.

It's really "Mr. HANKY the Christmas Poo." His theme song:

"Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo

He loves me

I love you

Therefore vicariously he loves you

Even if you're a Jew.

Sometimes he's nutty

Sometimes he's corney

He could be brown

Or greenish brown,

But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve

He might come to your town."

GregK Apprentice

GregK

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C. Since they know I love Jazz, there's a possibilty I could get a Kenny G CD from my family or coworkers

KICK ASS!!! you like the G-man too?? what's your favorite? :lol:

this is one of the funniest, and at the same time, sadly, most accurate, posts I have ever read

Edited by GregK

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