Dollar Store Finds

[JSngry]

Yesterday produced this beauty:

In today's hostile clime, I'm leaving nothing to chance. Danger is everywhere. Look - even the smiling little goodboy is about to get wacked from behind by that evil terrorist with the toohighwaisted sissybritches. L'il Brother needs to work on his aim, though.

The back of the Potato Gun box looks like this:

Don't know if you can read the lower left portion of the box, but it says:

KEEP YOUR POTATO GUN CLEAN

AND IT WILL GIVE YOU YEARS OF SERVICE.

Damn straight, and hell yeah. Words to live by.

I'm totally stoked about my right to keep and bear potatoes. In fact, I'm becoming a member of the NPA first thing Monday. Because when Potato Guns are outlawed, only full-price retail outlets will have Potato Guns. Over my dead body!

Well, that's what I found at the dollar store yesterday - peace of mind. How about you?

Yours in truth,

Jim "Touch My Spud and I'll Spill Your Blood" Sangrey - Believer In An Eye For An Eye.

Edited November 13, 2004 by JSngry

[Jim R]

Kids- go to your room, and LOCK THE DOOR!

[couw]

[RDK]

"You'll take an eye out, kid!"

[Jazzmoose]

Well, it does have a peel...

[jazzbo]

Tuberific!

[jazzbo]

From my COLD DEAD HAND!

[Tjazz]

"You'll take an eye out, kid!"

An 'eye' for an 'eye'

[jazzypaul]

I don't have a scanner, so I can't upload it, but I can throw down this quote from the back of an air freshener that I bought...

"This scent is designed for cool young dudes who aspire to RULE, to date famous actresses and supermodels and to hang out with celebrities."

Best $1 I ever spent...

[Brownian Motion]

I had a spud gun back in '59--all cast metal--damn thing was made to last. For distance and accuracy, however, it was no match for my pea-shooter. Talk about "puttin' out an eye".

[Spontooneous]

Now that my state has a concealed-carry law, I'll have to look into that.

I've never thought of the dollastore (as my Oklahoma relatives say) as a source for self-defense equipment.

I do rely on it, however, for a nonstop supply of yummy, addictive chocolate Moon Pies.

[Jazzmoose]

I haven't had a Moon Pie in years...where did my youth go?

[connoisseur series500]

I don't even know if I've ever visited a dollar store. My tastes are expensive...

Well I guess I did follow my wife into one years ago.

I'm told they're great places to buy those cheater glasses for middleaged folk like myself who can no longer read without some magnification.

[Jerry]

I find them to be a very good source of those cheap, cloth-bound, zip-up CD wallets which I use to hold copies of my collection at work. And candy by Wonka like Runts and Nerds.

[pryan]

I used to really like those Nerds candies when I was younger. Gonna have to see if I can find them again. Maybe I'll turn into an even bigger nerd!