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In my carefree, bohemian days (you know, back when I wore one pair of tennis shoes for a year with no socks...), I had a cat that used to pass out with her face in my shoes. I mean, anyone would pass out, but she'd put her face in there on purpose! Who can figure cats?

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Maybe this belongs in the 'confession' thread, but if you want to combine sex lives and pets, here's what happened to me over the weekend.

We put the dog in his cage while, ahem, we, um, well, you know .... :ph34r:

Normally, when we're finished, we just turn out the light and go to sleep, but my wife has wanted to let the dog learn to sleep in our bedroom without being cooped up in the cage. So, she let him out.

He jumped on the bed and started licking all over my chest and back. Then we realized he was licking up the sweat our, ahem, fun had produced. :excited:

Posted

Maybe this belongs in the 'confession' thread, but if you want to combine sex lives and pets, here's what happened to me over the weekend.

We put the dog in his cage while, ahem, we, um, well, you know .... :ph34r:

Normally, when we're finished, we just turn out the light and go to sleep, but my wife has wanted to let the dog learn to sleep in our bedroom without being cooped up in the cage. So, she let him out.

He jumped on the bed and started licking all over my chest and back. Then we realized he was licking up the sweat our, ahem, fun had produced. :excited:

Thanks for sharing. Anyone else?

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You might have walked in something outdoors.

Yeah, like a piece of cheese or something. ;)

I often walk into a piece of cheese ;) .

It happens to the best of us.

I hear putting hot pepper on the shoes will stop the cheese mis-haps.

:huh:

Oh, wait a minute, that's only to prevent a cat from licking your shoes.

;)

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My cat always tries to drink the water I'm soaking my feet in. He also laps up any water that doesn't go down the shower drain, as well as any condensation on the windows. I've gotten him to drink "normal" water a little more by buying him a flowing water fountain, but he still seems to like foraging for it. He's quite the hunter, that might be part of it. I've seen him catch flies out of mid-air, mice (I'm meticulously clean, but my neighbors aren't and hence I get the occasional rodent), and even a pigeon that made the mistake of slipping in my apartment just before I put in a window screen. You could do an episode of Wild Kingdom of Animals in my NYC apartment.

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