JSngry Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/4061...06|reuters.html Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen May 28, 10:51 am ET LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday. The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise. "He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said. The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers. The hen was slaughtered after the incident. Quote
maren Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 JSngry said: "He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said. The hen, or...? Quote
JSngry Posted June 1, 2004 Author Report Posted June 1, 2004 maren said: JSngry said: "He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said. The hen, or...? In an attempt to prevent further seediness in what is by necessity a seedy thread, let me get the "choking the chicken" joke out of the way right here, right now, right on. Quote
JSngry Posted June 1, 2004 Author Report Posted June 1, 2004 Maybe the 50-year-old Zambian man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, was fried his ownself. The more I think about this, the more I distress at the lost opportunity to solve one of nature's oldest mysteries. I think I'll have a beer. Quote
RainyDay Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 Wasn't it the great Frank Costanza who wanted to know who has sex with the hen? If you wait long enough, all of life's mysteries will be revealed. B) Quote
JSngry Posted June 1, 2004 Author Report Posted June 1, 2004 RainyDay said: Wasn't it the great Frank Costanza who wanted to know who has sex with the hen? If you wait long enough, all of life's mysteries will be revealed. B) Well, it seems to be the 50-year-old Zambian man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, that's who. From the sound of it, NOBODY came, first or otherwise. Not this time, anyway. Although, growing up in the ruralalities of backwoods/backwards East Texas, this is not the first time I've heard of such, uh... "interaction", and the results were supposedly, ummm... "complete". There are some WEIRD people in this world, let me tell you... Quote
RDK Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 That's the difference between men and chickens. The man, embarrassed by the discovery, killed himself. But the hen, having previously caught the man having intercourse with his wife, merely became mildly jealous... Quote
RainyDay Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 RDK said: That's the difference between men and chickens. The man, embarrassed by the discovery, killed himself. But the hen, having previously caught the man having intercourse with his wife, merely became mildly jealous... ...and was blamed for the whole thing which led to the hen's demise. Moral: Women and hens have a lot in common. Quote
Jazzmoose Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 JSngry said: In an attempt to prevent further seediness in what is by necessity a seedy thread, let me get the "choking the chicken" joke out of the way right here, right now, right on. Shit. I'm always late to these things... Quote
Man with the Golden Arm Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 (edited) >*< Edited June 1, 2004 by Man with the Golden Arm Quote
DTMX Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 At least it was a female chicken. A male chicken - well, that's just nasty. Quote
chris olivarez Posted June 2, 2004 Report Posted June 2, 2004 Several replies come to mind but I'm too chicken to use them. Quote
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