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--acted like a zombie on Saturday which is my first day off

--studied a few chess positions (whenever I could stay awake)

--found excuses to stay out of yardwork (told my wife I had already cut the lawn five days ago...

--wondered why my side always aches (do I permanently suffer from kidney stones?)

--fretted about not being able to offer a few cds on the Organissimo board.

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Or was it with a real doll?
Ginger fulfills all of my disires and dreams.We are perfect for each other. She does not Drink, Smoke, or do drugs. She can not get pregnant{ I never wanted to have children}. She will NEVER steal from me or lie to me. I AM TOTALLY HAPPY WITH HER!
  • She is not warm to the touch
  • She cannot think
  • She cannot make conversation
  • She cannot go for walks in the park
  • She cannot hold me (and vice versa) after a less than perfect day
  • She cannot give me an anchor when I feel I'm floating in the sea of the world
  • She is not a person
  • She is a piece of rubber with no feeling and no soul

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Washed all the windows, storm-windows, and screens on the first floor of our house, outside and inside (took nearly all day on Saturday, about 6 hours -- quite a few windows). :ph34r:

More to come, if I can think of four other things worth mentioning...

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I can really accomplish a lot when this site is down. Instead of coming up with stupid one liners, I put my brain to work. While the site was down this time, I...

1. Came up with a plan to revitalize America's urban areas in a way that will be an economic goldmine, both for investors and the current residents.

2. Drew up plans for a sure fire replacement for the internal combustion engine that uses seawater as fuel.

3. Worked on a cure for cancer; I'm close, but another day is needed for testing purposes.

4. Finally figured out the solution for the mess in the Middle East; it wasn't as tough as I thought-someone should have thought of this before!

5. Came up with a solid argument that I guarantee will cause Weizen to vote for Kerry and Johnny E. to vote for Bush.

Now, the notes are somewhere around here. Hopefully I'll be able to find them the next time the site goes down so I can work on the implementation angle, but I think the wife may have thrown them out....

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Damn, Jazzmoose! You are efficient when this site is down. Maybe we should have b3-er close it down for another day so we can cure cancer and get out of Iraq? It's the fault of b3-er if we're still in this war next week. :P

Anyway, your words are well written and I enjoyed reading them.

(and, I'd like to see you complete the plans to use seawater as a fuel. with the price of gasoline where it is, I'm sure seawater would be much cheaper. I'd be able to buy even more Mosaics)

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