The vent ...

[neveronfriday]

Microsoft Windows in any version was programmed by pieces of parrot droppings. Bill Gates is the devil.

And I'm too dumb to save my work (2 hours) before the system crashes once again. Should have known better.

F***, P*** and SH**!

P.S.: Who in his right mind can come up with such an unconceivably bad product? One that actually takes the boot sector with it into the hell of disjointed bits and bytes? Why is Bill Gates still alive? How much does it cost to rectify that?

[J.A.W.]

Microsoft Windows in any version was programmed by pieces of parrot droppings. Bill Gates is the devil.

And I'm too dumb to save my work (2 hours) before the system crashes once again. Should have known better.

F***, P*** and SH**!

P.S.: Who in his right mind can come up with such an unconceivably bad product? One that actually takes the boot sector with it into the hell of disjointed bits and bytes? Why is Bill Gates still alive? How much does it cost to rectify that?

A few Mosaic sets might do the job - you don't want 'em anyway...

[neveronfriday]

I used those as coasters.

[rockefeller center]

b)

[neveronfriday]

Don't try to make me laugh.

It won't work!

Edited May 11, 2004 by deus62

[couw]

shit hit stupid fan here some time ago. installed windows update with that slobber worm about and after that: no photoshop, no handling large graphic files, no opera as standard browser, no this, no that. fuckyouverymuch bill. runs smooth after reinstall but I know now for certain that bill don't like no other stuff than his own on my machine. fregh that, I'll show him.

[couw]

b)

[Dan Gould]

Speaking of weird shit, the smilie code just stopped working for me.

Couw's thumbs up is coming up ""

Edited May 11, 2004 by Dan Gould

[neveronfriday]

shit hit stupid fan here some time ago. installed windows update with that slobber worm about and after that: no photoshop, no handling large graphic files, no opera as standard browser, no this, no that. fuckyouverymuch bill. runs smooth after reinstall but I know now for certain that bill don't like no other stuff than his own on my machine. fregh that, I'll show him.

Windows Update.

The real "Russian Roulette".

Nothing even comes close.

[rockefeller center]

Speaking of weird shit, the smilie code just stopped working for me.

Couw's thumbs up is coming up ""

Not weird at all.

[neveronfriday]

Speaking of weird shit, the smilie code just stopped working for me.

Couw's thumbs up is coming up ""

OK, that made me laugh.

[rockefeller center]

b)

Yeah, let's rub it in.

"Die Software ist nur so gut wie ihr Benutzer" - Goethe

[Rooster_Ties]

B)

Yeah, no 'cool dude' smiley either. Blame it on Bill!!!

[neveronfriday]

B)

Yeah, let's rub it in.

"Die Software ist nur so gut wie ihr Benutzer" - Goethe

Gothy was way ahead of his time.

Quod erat demonstrandum.

[neveronfriday]

[neveronfriday]

[Dan Gould]

In honor of your pain, Deus, I've resurrected my last AAJ avatar (its kind of slow, so wait for it ...)

[neveronfriday]

Thanks Dan.

Makes me feel better.

Cheers!

[garthsj]

The obvious solution .....

Edited May 11, 2004 by garthsj

[Uncle Skid]

another solution...

[catesta]

Is this thread only to vent about computer related issues, or can I complain about the sorry sons of bitches that refuse to use turn signals until after they have completed the turn?

[couw]

erst biegen, dann blinken

[neveronfriday]

This is a thread for everything. You get pissed off, unload it here.

Cheers!

Edited May 11, 2004 by deus62

[couw]

THIS THREAD SUX!

[garthsj]

My students know that the sound of any one of them "snapping" gum in my class either while I am lecturing, or showing a film, will put them into instant physical jeopardy. I am not sure why that particular sound gets to me .. standing in line with others while they are doing it tries my patience to the nth degree .... I have to restrain myself from verbally attacking seemingly innocent strangers... but that persistent "pop!" "pop!" "pop!" drives me nuts ....