1. I had it in Windsor. Does that count as real? Or is that tourist poutine?
2. It was served with a little side of ketchup. Our server said that a lot of people like that. Was she bullshitting me, was this some kind of hazing ritual, or what?
3. After initially having been repulsed by the ketchup thing, I began to liberalize my mind about it, tried it, and actually liked it. A lot. Was this a sin, did Satan actually come into my body through my ketchuped poutine?
I experienced internal bodily pleasure in a foreign country. Now I am unsure of my moral standing in the great race of life. I need the guidance of some serious moral adults.
Serious replies only, please.