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PATTY, You know, it's ironic that you would try to asociate the inference to length. That is not it at all (though I'm sure that corrolation has recived your attention) THE KEY WORD IN THE ASSOCIATION IS: GIRTH!!!!!! DEEP

PATTY, If it takes a monkey two and a half hours to shingle a tin shithouse with potato peelings, how far does a rat turd have to fall to split a two inch plank?? DEEP

"VIC DICKERSON" ????? JEEZUS H. CHRIST!!!! GET REAL !! DEEP I was astounded as well, but it's true. Apparantly Dickerson played territory bands, during the late twenties, including Speed Webb's and also Zack White's. In the thirties he played with big bands, like Bennie Moten's, Blanche Calloway's and Claude Hopkins'. After that, he became house trombonist at the Savoy, after a spell of illness. The rest of his career is pretty well known, but, yes, he did play out in the hinterlands for a few years, including with "Speed" Webb. Everybody has to start somewhere and few burst onto the scene, fully formed. Call it an apprenticeship. Next........ FOR CHRISSAKES, PATTY. D-I-C-K-E-R-S-O-N??? SPELLCHECK, DEAR!! I "apparantly" (sic) worked with "DICKERSON" for two and a half years at Condon's. I guess I musta heard his name MISPRONOUNCED at the end of 2000 sets over the course of time.........DUH!!!! DEEP

Carrying over a joke from another thread. I don't own a gun, Patty, and wouldn't know how to shoot one. Well, I guess i could figure it out, but my aim wouldn't be very good and I'd be afraid of the loud bang. Whew. That's a relief. We Canadians are actually a peaceful people and ownership of my firearms was hereditory, and both are registered. They were my father's. Yes, I can use both, but don't and haven't for decades. So, fear not. As for the apparant shift toward Chicago, the majority is still to be heard from. I am still in the Lansing camp and would rather go to a specific one or two day deal, to see the band and meet the Organissimo board members. So, no surprise, I'm still for Lansing. And B-3, with all of us there, Lansing will become much more lively, at least for a couple of days. Hide your booze and women and take the kids off the streets!! Going to Chicago or to St Louis for the events there is another thing, I would think.

Carrying over a joke from another thread. I don't own a gun, Patty, and wouldn't know how to shoot one. Well, I guess i could figure it out, but my aim wouldn't be very good and I'd be afraid of the loud bang.

OK, WUMPS, Maurice Purtill was the drummer in Girl Crazy. I'm outta here until next week. Keep this thread neat, pristine, and squeaky clean. Remember, WRETCHEL and PATTY are ladies so all you Dildies watch your language. I got ORAGANISSIMO in the mail last night and screened the first few tracks. Excellent CD so far. I plan on putting it completely under the scope when I get back. Gotta do the final mix on the latest Big Band Bloviation in NYC. (See ya at Nola Studio noon on Monday, Christiern...I'll bring the jug). Don't forget your Christmas shopping folks: http://www.whodat.com/audio/dansextet/dimperio.htm If Staples chimes in with one of his infamous RODOMONTADES you Dildies handle it. GONE !! DEEP

Patty, That's all well and good, and we're all happy for you. NOW....please spell the word correctly and tell us what it means. Is that a difficult task for a sober woman of 64 years of age? DEEP OK. G-A-U-L-E-I-T-E-R. You're pretty sharp for an old fart. I hope I'm still as eagle-eyed as you when I am 78, as you have often said you are. I believe that the term refers to someone of pure German origins, for the purposes of recruitment in the Reich, the SS, or the German Army of the time. I'm no expert in German history, but it clearly was no compliment. Tough was wordy and quick on his liguistic feet, much like you.

Patty, That's all well and good, and we're all happy for you. NOW....please spell the word correctly and tell us what it means. Is that a difficult task for a sober woman of 64 years of age? DEEP

Patty, I think you're cloaked in the fog of inebriation. What is the word you're actually trying to state? (Maybe you better team up with a dictionary) DEEP No. If I were enebriated, I would be doing a solo tango on my coffee table instead of posting. I'm not vocabulary shy, just spell-challenged, not an indictable offence, as far as I know. I was actually quoting Tough who was using a term born out of the Nazi era in Germany, referring to the process of voluntary recruitment. I assumed it wasn't a compliment, but it isn't in my dictionary, so that wouldn't have helped. I knew how to spell it, but decided to mis-spell it.

Patty, I think you're cloaked in the fog of inebriation. What is the word you're actually trying to state? (Maybe you better team up with a dictionary) DEEP

Patty, You better team up with WRETCHEL and work on the CHEERS violation. In short: Bag the Dorsey issue...DUH!! DEEP

Christiern (PAL O' MINE), The movie Girl Crazy was filmed between Jan. 4th and May 19th 1943. A very dear friend of mine (now departed) named Moe Purtill was on drums with Dorsey in that movie. If he were still alive I'd have your answer but an educated guess would be the late, great MAURICE PURTILL. It wasn't Krupa, Patty. DEEP

You mean you just grab people by the handles without looking at their faces?? I'm sorry, Patty. Bad joke. Check out the thread in Misc. non political for pictures of people. Put one of your on there too. Make sure you're wearing that Kriegskorset or whatever it's called. I do indeed grab people by their handles, so watch out!!!! I'll check out the gallery. Thanks. What's in Lansing, besides being the home of Organissimo, that would make it a good place for a gallion of Organissimo posters to meet?? Me, wearing just my Norwegian award for bravery in combat has not been immortalized on film, and probably won't be. There are almost no pictures of this humble scribe, since I'm usually the person behind the camera. But, I'm not as tall as I appear to be when I post.

You mean you just grab people by the handles without looking at their faces?? I'm sorry, Patty. Bad joke. Check out the thread in Misc. non political for pictures of people. Put one of your on there too. Make sure you're wearing that Kriegskorset or whatever it's called.

PATTY, Pardon my impertinence but..IS YOUR NAME JSANGRY!!?? DEEP Your impertinence is pardoned. If you post your story, is it only for JSangry?? If so, I'll avert my gaze, as will all who view this thread, out of respect for your and JSangry's privacy. I just checked my passport and, having viewed the picture and the identity details, I am, indeed, NOT JSangry. My apologies for my own impertinence.

PATTY, Pardon my impertinence but..IS YOUR NAME JSANGRY!!?? DEEP

I never thought I'd ever say this to a man but,.......YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND. :blink: Now there's a HUMBLE HAND MAIDEN!! Don't say you heard it here (or from me) but: Woman are to be OBSCENE and NOT HEARD. Patty, For your welcomed subservience please allow me to extend to you a kiss (and there is some tongue in it). DEEP Received and appreciated.

I never thought I'd ever say this to a man but,.......YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND. :blink: Now there's a HUMBLE HAND MAIDEN!! Don't say you heard it here (or from me) but: Woman are to be OBSCENE and NOT HEARD. Patty, For your welcomed subservience please allow me to extend to you a kiss (and there is some tongue in it). DEEP

PATTY, Here is where you were either Speed Reading, Day Dreaming, or needed to clean your glasses: An excerpt from my post: Just because one functions while under the influence does not mean his motor skills are impaired. In short: When motor skills are in gear while thought processes are convoluted they can make for a misundertood personality. DEEP (awaiting a ye or nay from CHRISTIERN re the *OLIVE BRANCH OF ALL TIME*)

I was being my usually silly self, Patty. My sister is Canadian (though she just moved to Toledo.) Been up to Canada many times. Actually, my passport has just expired also. I'm not going to bother renew it for a while. No need. In fact, I've got two expired passports now: British and American. Lots to do here....

There used to be an Irish band based in Nottingham, UK called Patty O'Doors and the Sun Loungers. I alwas though Hatfield and the North was an odd name - the band were named after the first sign on the M1. And one for the medieval history buffs that I've mentioned before - an English folk reggae band (seriously...dub meets morris dancing) who called themselves Edward II and the Red Hot Polkas. Sadly they changed this to Edward II and more recently EIIK.

The Indy Jazz Festival (Indianapolis) will be held tomorrow 9/27. The festival was scaled back to one day (from three) this year due to financial difficulties (weather realted) with the previously organization. It will go back to a full three days in 2004. This years line-up includes: The Count Basie Big Band w/ Patty Austin (Tribute to Ella) Terence Blanchard Sextet Arron Parks Trio Hilton Ruiz Quartet Buddy Montgomery (brother of Wes) The Hampton Sisters (of Slide Hampton) Buselli Walarab Jazz Orchestra (great) Cathy Morris The Following night there is another show (not part of the Indy Jazz Fest) at the Fountain Square Theater with the this Line-up (all born or raised in Indianapolis). Freddie Hubbard Slide Hampton w/ the Hampton Sisters James Spaulding Buddy Montgomery Melvin Rhyne Billy Wooten (long forgotten) Pookie Johnson Jimmy Coe Phil Ranelin and many others If any of you are in the neighborhood and can make it, drop me a line! I will be photographing both show and will try to post some of my work if I can figure out how to do it! Mark

Berigan: yes, dear, of course you must wear that blanket over your head before you go into walmart! Catesta: Wine and women bore me! Ron F: I'm gonna say something positive about Dubya tomorrow! Rooster: Andrew Hill sucks!! Johnny: Let's ban the politics section and actually discuss music and the arts!! Ghost of Miles: I've given up books and I'm watching the cartoon network from now on! Chris: Greg, you're really bright and know everything. Greg: Patty, you know why I gave you the best-looking robot icon, don't you? JSangrey: That does it: I'm getting outta here and moving to a real progressive State like Oklahoma!! And I'll play a real man's instrument like the harp!

i love Patty Smith. i've seen her twice (way back in the late 70's). she puts on a great show. i believe i have all of her recordings.

Goldfish Is Placed in Sling 17-Year-Old Goldfish Is Placed in Sling So He Can Swim Again The Associated Press SCOTIA, N.Y. April 25 — A 17-year-old goldfish can swim again thanks to a bunch of do-gooding humans. Customers at the Sky Port diner near Schenectady came up with the idea of a creating a fish sling after Dick the goldfish fell ill in November and had difficulty swimming. Patty Sherman, who owns the diner with her two sisters, Joanna Dewey and Mary Ann Parker, said Dick could barely move across the bottom of his fish tank located behind the counter. A customer whose daughter is studying to be a veterinarian had his daughter research fish ailments. She reported back that Dick was likely suffering from swim bladder disease and prescribed a diet of cooked peas to be hand fed to Dick three times a day, Sherman said. To remedy Dick's swimming problem, several customers devised a sling made up of fishing bobbers, drinking straws, gauze and string. When the 8-inch-long fish is placed in the sling, he's able to swim like normal. Sherman said customers find it relaxing to sit at the counter and watch Dick in his tank. "Everybody's rooting for him," she said Tuesday. "He's the topic of conversation at the Sky Port." photo credit and caption: Dick, a 17-year-old goldfish, rests in a sling in his aquarium at the Sky Port Restaurant in Scotia, N.Y. Wednesday, April 23, 2003. The fish is suffering from a swim bladder disorder. Customers at the diner near Schenectady came up with the idea of a creating a fish sling after the goldfish fell ill in November and had difficulty swimming. (AP Photo/Tim Roske)