The worst liner notes ever are on Fly Away Little Bird by Giuffre/Bley/Swallow. They begin like this.....
Same and other, or, paraphrasing Lampedusa, change everything not that nothing changes (and maybe the reverse, too-up to a dizziness of sets of mirrors). Or : always closer (to the theme sometimes) to go further, or so far (from every premeditated melody) to come near one another in the triangle field...
I've tried to read this garbage several times, but couldn't ever get through the first page.