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MoGrubb

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  1. I can't believe that I'm still reading this thread.
  2. Huh. I saw it as sociological [political, maybe as a reflection of society].
  3. Spears has relied on the fickle finger of fate all her life and it's turned against her. She just needs to gain control.
  4. Well, if free donuts don't help I don't know what will.
  5. Well, I can see a certain amount of redemption in wholesale failure giving "America's" propensity for competitiveness, if competition is perceived as a need to obtain success. It wouldn't do to compete just to lose, now would it? ['Course we'll screw up any positive influence, adding fuel to our current "dumbing down policy."]
  6. Seems like I read somewhere a woman(divorced?) had a set hanging from her rearview mirror. Sorta crass, but "funny."
  7. Mickey Rourke Mickey Rooney Mick Jagger
  8. The thermometer read 20 degrees at 6 AM. Damn rollercoaster weather.
  9. She sure is fucked up.
  10. It doesn't have to be timeless music when there'll be a fresh crop of doofus's coming along to pepetuate the "ignorance."
  11. Two Ways of Looking at Things My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on "celebrating" that long?" So you see, there really are 2 ways to look at everything.
  12. The Purina Diet Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Blanche, our Hunting dog, at Wal-Mart and was standing in line about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was 'where is your sign lady' but decided to go with it...SO..On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina weight loss Diet again. I said I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is, you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete... so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story to say the least. Totally Horrified, the lady asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
  13. Mr. Ed Edgar Winter Ed Asner
  14. My Thoughts on Today's Popular Music? Well, I dunno, but I'm agin' it. Anyhow, if I liked to dance and/or play for pop dancers I'd like some pop stuff. Since I don't and don't, I don't.
  15. Richie Cunningham Lionel Richie Rich Little
  16. Gives me a woody, or maybe a spinter.
  17. Felix Unger Jack Lemmon Tony Randall
  18. Mickey Mantle Roger Maris Hank Aaron
  19. Then, if the demo continues taking the med, it'll turn said demo into a moron (since the relative symptoms are the same). :rsmile:
  20. He was quite an adventurer. I remember when his Everest climb had the whole world buzzing for quite some time. Rip Sir Edmund
  21. I got a bunch of stuff/links on the YouTube site. Which one am I supposed to click?
  22. Drug 'can reverse Alzheimer's symptoms in minutes' This is comforting news indeed, if true.
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