YOU TRYIN' TO BE FUNNY, AL???
I should come down to Texas to kick your ass for making fun of my favorite artist/singer.
"neediest fan base": DAMN RIGHT! Just because we NEED to have her beautiful voice and profound lyrics in our life doesn't mean you can make fun of it. If you had a soul, maybe you would be able to grasp the depth of her talent. Obviously, this is not the case.
"wind like the breeze that blew through my hair on a morning": yes, her music touches me like a cool morning breeze, blowing new life into my mundane existence.
"your heart became black like the darkest night": talking about yourself there, pal? A world without Tori's music is very dark, of that I'm sure.
"my superstar my dream my love": I once had a dream that I was a Bösendorfer piano bench, on tour with Tori. Since you are too busy living a life of mockery, you probably aren't aware of the raw love and sexual energy she bestows on it while playing.
Gezhundheit yourself, motherfucker.