So I’m prompting a series of humorous stories about my kids being students at a magical academy, with all sorts of zany adventures. A recent one is a LotR parody, they go on a quest to destroy a powerful magic ringpop. None of them are good children’s literature but they entertain my kids.
excerpt:
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“I need more!” Sauron declared. “The One Ring Pop must not be lonely! I must surround it with Nine Grape Rings for the mortal kids, Seven Blue Raspberry for the sugar elves, and Three Watermelon Blasts for the camp counselors doomed to night duty!”
He stood up and declaimed:
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“Three Rings for the Counselors, soggy and tired,
Seven for Elven teens with TikTok inspired,
Nine for Campers doomed to sticky-fingered fate,
One for the Dark Lord on his candy crate,
In the Land of Wizzlewand where the Snack Flames lie,
One Ring Pop to rule them all, and in the sugar bind them,
One to lure the children in and Ring Pop-ly remind them…
That cherry is superior. Fight me.”
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