jacman

It's Great To Be Straight PH.D from Harvard? NOT funny for the kangaroo

the other 2 clips were a hoot as well.

i wanna know if AB owns the Country Church LP, or found it on the web. scroll to the bottom. the rest of these covers are frightening too.

The First Amish Mullet

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOO YOOOU!!!

i understand several of the previously mentioned companies have gotten together and started one company called: REMSCHETTE. They will be introducing a new blade made from a previously unknown metal taken from a large Meteorite. It has 5 blades, each blade is angled differently than the one before giving the user a better shave with only one stroke. Each blade will last approx. 6 months (for the average user, shaving 6 days a week). Suggested MRP, will be $49.99.

Blonde Medical Terminology =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Anally -- occurring yearly Artery -- study of paintings Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarian section -- district in Rome Cat scan -- searching for kitty Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her Colic -- sheep dog Coma -- a punctuation mark Congenital -- friendly D&C -- where Washington is Diarrhea -- journal of daily events Dilate -- to live long Enema -- not a friend Fester -- quicker Fibula -- a small lie Genital -- non-Jewish G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game Grippe -- suitcase Hangnail -- coathook Impotent -- distinguished, well known Intense pain -- torture in a teepee Labour pain -- got hurt at work Medical staff -- doctor's cane Morbid -- higher offer Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate Node -- was aware of Outpatient -- person who had fainted Pap smear -- fatherhood test Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis Post operative -- letter carrier Protein -- favouring young people Rectum -- damn near killed 'em Recovery room -- place to do upholstery Rheumatic -- amorous Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf Secretion -- hiding anything Seizure -- Roman emperor Serology -- study of knighthood Tablet -- small table Terminal illness -- sickness at airport Tibia -- country in North Africa Tumour -- an extra pair Urine -- opposite of you're out Varicose -- located nearby Vein -- conceited =============================================== Four Jewish brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama." The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house." The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her an S600 with a chauffeur." The fourth said, "Listen to this. You know how Mama loved reading the Torah and you know she can't read it anymore because she can't see very well. I met this Rabbi who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Torah. It took twenty rabbis 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the temple, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her thank you notes. She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway." "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes...and the driver you hired is a Nazi. The thought was good. Thanks." "Menachim, you give me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same." "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."

Can anyone help me with this software problem? Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I’d used for years without any problems. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1. Successive versions of Girlfriend have proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all my hardware. Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover that this product has to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. I did this largely because, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with Freesex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000. However, I discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0’s memory and could not be deleted, they then re-surfaced months later. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip. These latter products have no help files and require you to try and guess the problem yourself. Additional costly problems are that the Wife 1.0 bundle, that came with the original system, needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser Pro for new attachments and Hairstyle Express needs to be re-installed every other week. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Nova Programme, it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems. If Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it will delete all MS money files before un-installing itself. Any ideas?

thanks

dang, i shoulda checked there first, sorry bro moose.

i took my kids (11 & 4 years old) to see the movie. i thought i'd be bored, but i enjoyed it as much as my kids did. so who's selling it the cheapest? Wal-Mart? Costco? :cheapskate:

i'm kinda tired of all these dead white guys on our coins and bills. dull dull dull. let's have some new blood, man. $1-Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock $5-Robert Johnson $10-Miles (Round About Midnight cover shot) $20-Monk $50-Mingus $100-Pops etc

nope, it has no taste and adds no flavor to the food. here's a link to their site: fart no more it works for some, i guess it doesn't work on Moose.

heard the report on the morning news. click here

BTW KW, a few drops of Beano will proly do the trick.

i smell your pain. i made hummus again, lotsa garlic...my family shuns me.

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this really helps.

stuff like this is so subjective, i mean why do i prefer Dexter Gordon to John Coltrane. just to weigh in, i really like her.

fake boobs, no hips, and hairless nether regions don't do anything for me. i prefer women who look real, not like Barbie. anyone who would prefer cyber-sex to the real deal has issues.

in the past, i would slip a $5 or $10 bill into a couple of little kids' bag. i forgot this year.

i pulled the link from a cigar BB that i frequent. i read the responses there before looking at the site, so i assumed that it was real. after reading for a while, i knew it had to be satire. i hope.

this was our first Halloween in this neighborhood (we moved here 1-03). there are quite a few kids, so i expected alot of trick-or-treaters. alot was an understatement. i went thru 4 huge bags of candy before shutting down at 8pm! i sat outside for the last hour and smoked a cigar while handing out candy. an interesting observation from my porch: car/van loads of kids (not from our neighborhood) being dropped off and picked up. these same children were quite rude and few said trick-or-treat, happy halloween or thank you unless prodded or reminded (from a parent or adult)