Achtung Dr. Freud Calling

Oh Herr Pop'sJazzLonFanSonBo, how can you make such an accusation?!!

Vhat an insane thing to think!

Premium cut Bouquet.....or Centerpiece Floral Arrangement with Baby's Breath?

Is it safe?

Oh that's splendid, Herr Jazzbo!!! Fail to take a stand against the TRULY OUTRAGEOUS behavior, yet avail yourself of every opportunity to feign shock & outrage and vent your spleen in the direction of this little Canadian fraulein's speed skating outfit!!

Ja, ja...I think I see where you're coming from. Well if that's the case my boy, and you feel zat strongly about it --- why don't you just summon up all your courage and tell Mr. DEEP exactly what's been on your mind since he joined the board? I've been observing him for some time, and I'm confident think he can stomach anything that you hurl at him. You're a leader here!!! People are depending upon you!!! So go right ahead and take ze bull by the horns!

Oh zat's a shame my little Austinite!! Zat stagnant little euro-board could really use a few dozen or so of your best scantily clad girly pics to get ze blood flowing and elevate ze dialogue!! Ja? Ja?

A hopeless case, Doc, unless perhaps your notable powers of persuasion can be brought to bear on this neurotic crew of wiseacres... A rootless band of gypsies with no allegiance to anyone or anything except their beloved cd-selling master, Mr. Tanno!!! It's good to see zat zee Red Menace fellow has moved in over there faster than General Clark's poll numbers can evaporate...and vill enforce some much needed discipline!

What's all zis wild talk about 'Fannyboyisms' and Polish spanking paddles? Sick & wrong!!!

Oh Maren, you're making a funny one on 'ol Sig!! I love a good ribbing! But vatch yourself and don't let it become a habit, mein little puff pastryette! Tell me, I've been examining the title of this thread and wish to know when the author will return to tell us if Herr Christiern has in fact unclenched his keester?? Vat in the world is zis American expression? A holiday greeting of sorts? Oh, you Americans with your living quarters packed full of bought up european culture are just too funny!!

Vell, if you insist, I'd be happy to chat it up about the origins of ze 'Christbaum' which dates back to the year 900 (give or take). Ze first trees however were probably decorated by the professional members of the bakers guild down in ze Black Forest region in the early 1400's --- in the city of Freiburg im Breisgau to be precise. Lovely university town, with an even lovelier little cd shop called O-Ton Musik that often has Mosaic sets on display that have been sold by university students and professors looking for weekend Rhine wine money. Now zat we've dispensed with all of this 'baum' business, isn't there something that I could tell you about Frederick the Great of Prussia's wars against our sternly Austrian Empress Maria Theresa in ze 1740's?

So what's going on over here zis fine Saturday morning? Anything that might require my immediate attention? I'm an expert in German history Pat.....vat exactly do you vant to know about military organizations or campaigns? Something about ze Battle of Tannenberg perhaps?

I can't help you now Herr Vingy.........I'm taking evasive action to lose that Red Menace monkey on mein back!!! 5 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users) 4 Members: Achtung Dr. Freud Calling, Christiern, The Red Menace, RonF

One of my more 'challenged' patients has threatened to harm these poor little fluffy bunnies unless I'm able to secure the 'Trompeta Toccata' TOCJ!! What shall I do????

Come here little birdie....your friend ze Doktor has more 6.5% medicine for you! Careful, don't stumble!

I heard zat zee little Ruski perished when the walls collapsed over at the BNBB. Such a pity.