aloc will add a cadenza:
with his basketball mudsoaked, and 10 minutes to spare, aloc shot free throws with his regulation nike football, making a very credible 12 of 25, cutting the session short because canadian geese took over the court.
try spiralling a football through the basket from the free throw line, with evan parker, barry guy, tony oxley, george lewis, and paul lytton in full flight, blasting out of your car's stereo system.
aloc is perfectly normal.