That was my reaction.
"Premium" lifestyle brand, mind you! -_-
Finally, some shirts....though that premium lifestyle name sounds like they'll be aimed at the health conscious crowd and'll probably max out at a size L that'll soon shrink to Med after the first wash. Horrors. I've already made about 15 of my own shirts under the 'non svelte beer drinking guys' label with sizes XL and XXL. You can hunker down and hide inside a jumbo Jutta Hipp & Zoot and blend into the scenery like a big 'ol bush while quietly sipping a bottle of suds. Should be standard issue for all combat pilots in the event that they have to parachute into enemy territory............with forests, of course. Navy SEALs get the camo 'True Blue.' This fool lost his --- was captured and will soon be toast.