Big Al Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 (edited) REVISED 12/11/07 The Board's not closing down, but I still reached 5000 posts! Goody for me! Below is the original post. ********************** So this thread will be my personal jazz blog to help me reach the golden 5-grand before January 1. Feel free to post anything, random thoughts, best wishes, worst witches, ANYTHING! Party like it's 2007! I'm gonna talk about anything that interests me, and I invite you to do the same (here's things that interest me: jazz and whatever you're listening to or thinking about right this minute). And above all, and I'm dead serious about this, if you don't have anything nice/good/kind to say, then stay the hell outta this thread! Call it my own little "Enchanted" thread: where the real world and the animated world collide, but I'm staying in the animated world. More fun that way, a lot less sadness and hurt. Edited December 11, 2007 by Big Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 actually, if you hit 5000 you get to vest in the Organissimo pension plan - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted December 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 I just realized I'll probably have to change the title of the thread every time I post here. :oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 Al will always be a couple posts short of a fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 I hope this post puts you one closer, Al. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceH Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 The board is closing down? What?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted December 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 The board is closing down? What?? Yup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neveronfriday Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 (edited) This might be old, don't know, but it was new to me. Something to file away for future use. If it is your "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson (J & J). Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by J & J is personally tested." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at J & J." Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone else with a job that is more of a pain in the ... than yours. Edited December 4, 2007 by neveronfriday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 I need 1422 to get to 10K and choose my own status. MG Or maybe 1421. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted December 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 What I wouldn't give to have snow down here this Christmas..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 Well, Al, surely there are at least 53 things you wouldn't do to have snow down here this Christmas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7/4 Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 What I wouldn't give to have snow down here this Christmas..... Tell us about it. Count the ways... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 I, for one, wouldn't give a crippled crab a crutch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 I don't want Christmas snow in Texas either. But I wouldn't do nuthin'. I also don't want Christmas snow in Tonyrefail. 1413 now Or, if I make the second sentence into a separate post, 1412. Nah, can't be asked. MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted December 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 I'd give up driving in the snow to get some snow down here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EKE BBB Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 Who cares about your 58 posts ?!?!?!?!? . . . . . . . . . . . I became Dr. Funkenstein this morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDK Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Gotta say, I don't usually pay much attention to post counts, but when the hell did Chuck hit 11K? His posting rate must have really increased after he started using smilies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Gotta say, I don't usually pay much attention to post counts, but when the hell did Chuck hit 11K? His posting rate must have really increased after he started using smilies. Guess some of my posts count for more than others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christiern Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Hope this helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted December 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Who cares about your 58 posts ?!?!?!?!? . . . . . . . . . . . I became Dr. Funkenstein this morning! Man, I got some catchin' up to do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted December 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Also, I appreciate y'all contributing posts, but it's me that's trying to hit 5000 posts! I guess this makes it 4950. Only 50 more to go! Dr. Funkenstein, here I come! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 So this thread will be my personal jazz blog to help me reach the golden 5-grand before January 1. You think YOU have problems, JSngry has to come up with 24,822! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Wait...I think I dropped a decimal point somewhere... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 One more for the programme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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