alocispepraluger102 Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 what would you do with it? think how much music that would buy. Quote
JSngry Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 Before or after you get out of the hospital? Quote
alocispepraluger102 Posted October 19, 2007 Author Report Posted October 19, 2007 Before or after you get out of the hospital? hell, the hospital would keep it all. Quote
JSngry Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 I'm just trying to imagine finding such a briefcase, walking off with it, and not eventually hearing footsteps... Quote
Claude Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 I don't think I would buy a lot more music than now. With $1M, I would buy a house. But it would not be a very luxurious one here in Luxembourg. Quote
king ubu Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 I don't think I would buy a lot more music than now. With $1M, I would buy a house. But it would not be a very luxurious one here in Luxembourg. never mind... for a million $$ even a house in Luxembourg or at the lake of Zurich could include a music room... nothing more we need, really Quote
MoGrubb Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 Send up a trial balloon by investing in maybe 100K stocks, lay low, see what happens. When the loser tracks me down, smile and cash in the stocks, return the full amount to him, and keep any dividends it might have earned [providing that he's so gracious]. Quote
7/4 Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 Pay off bills, buy house, fund performances and recordings of my music. Maybe even promote some other artists. I'd still continue to expand my CD/album collection, buy gtrs and so on, but even now there's nothing I really, really need other than a place to put it all. Quote
7/4 Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 Oh yeah...investments too. Obviously I have my head up my ass when it comes to money... Quote
porcy62 Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 (edited) At the moment I have all the necessary for living well so I'd probably share it with some unlucky friends and with some organizations like Amnesty or Medics Without Borders, fund some projects in Africa. I mean I found it, I'd feel obliged to share my luck with somebody's else. Ah yes, I would buy that damn NM mono first original pressing of "The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn" whatever it would cost! Edited October 19, 2007 by porcy62 Quote
brownie Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 I'ld hire Sonny Rollins and Cecil Taylor for a private concert, let them play whatever they fancy! And enjoy the fireworks Quote
Noj Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 I'd help myself and family members get out of debt and buy my own place. Quote
RDK Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 I'd help myself and family members get out of debt and buy my own place. In L.A.? Jon, it's only a million bucks. Quote
7/4 Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 I'd help myself and family members get out of debt and buy my own place. In L.A.? Jon, it's only a million bucks. That's why you have to invest it. Quote
Noj Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 Screw LA! I'd be out of this toilet. Quote
7/4 Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 Screw LA! I'd be out of this toilet. Yeah, I think I'd move to the sticks. I'm almost ready to do that now. Quote
Tim McG Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 (edited) what would you do with it? think how much music that would buy. I would run, not walk, to the nearest police station and turn it in. I have absolutely no desire to find some guy in a nice suit with a 6' 8" knuckle dragger at my door asking me about some briefcase filled with money. [Doorbell rings] Me: Yes, may I help you? Joey "the Suit" Tortelli: Yeah, we understand youse might have something of ours. Ain't that right Guido? Guido, the knuckle dragger: Can I hit 'im now, Boss? Can I hit 'im? Me: Uh.... Joey the Suit: No, no, no. I'm sure Mr. GoodSpeak here is a reasonable man. Ain't that right, Guido? Guido, the knuckle dragger: Can I hit 'im now, Boss? Please, can I hit 'im? Me: I, uh....um. Joey the Suit: I mean we wouldn't want youse to have no accident now would we's? Guido, the knuckle dragger: Can I hit 'im now, Boss? Edited October 19, 2007 by GoodSpeak Quote
BERIGAN Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 First, I'd spend about 50 K to get Tera Patrick, and Jenna Jameson together......to bake a cake for me! Oh yeah, I have quite the dirty mind!! Secondly, I'd get my penis enlarged by 2 inches, so that it would be a foot exactly. Thirdly, I'd donate 100k to Hillary's campaign IF she and Tipper would rub butter all over Rush Limbaugh's body. Dirty mind, remember? Dirty, sick mind.... Then, I'd do some frivolous things with the rest. Quote
Free For All Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 Keep playing jazz gigs 'til the money runs out. ba-DUM. Quote
alocispepraluger102 Posted October 19, 2007 Author Report Posted October 19, 2007 (edited) would love to sponsor a private gig with ganelin, barry guy, braxton, satoko fuji, larry ochs, threadgill, evan, george lewis, and roscoe, abrams, and lewis. tell them to let r' rip. Edited October 19, 2007 by alocispepraluger102 Quote
paul secor Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 As Yogi Berra supposedly said when asked this question, "If it belonged to a poor person, I'd return it." Quote
Van Basten II Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 As Yogi Berra supposedly said when asked this question, "If it belonged to a poor person, I'd return it." Whoever said it, i'm jalous not being able to come up with this answer. Quote
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 what would you do with it? Give myself a hernia trying to lift it - it's ten thousand pieces of paper. MG Quote
7/4 Posted October 19, 2007 Report Posted October 19, 2007 what would you do with it? Give myself a hernia trying to lift it - it's ten thousand pieces of paper. MG Quote
mikeweil Posted October 20, 2007 Report Posted October 20, 2007 First I'd buy some towels to wipe off the sweat. Second I'd call the police to escort me to their post with all that money and try to get a good reward for finding and returning it. With local money washing laws, no chance to turn in such a sum without being noticed. Did any of you consider the bills' numbers being noted somewhere? Am I being too pragmatic? Quote
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