BERIGAN Posted October 5, 2004 Report Posted October 5, 2004 Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...&u=/nm/penis_dc Quote
tonym Posted October 5, 2004 Report Posted October 5, 2004 And I always thought you had to 'choke the chicken' ... not cut it's bloody head off! Quote
DTMX Posted October 5, 2004 Report Posted October 5, 2004 Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger... and filing the paperwork to legally change his name to Constantina. Quote
Dr. Rat Posted October 5, 2004 Report Posted October 5, 2004 Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger... and filing the paperwork to legally change his name to Constantina. So how's the dog? --eric Quote
mgraham333 Posted October 5, 2004 Report Posted October 5, 2004 bacon,bacon,bacon,bacon,bacon! It's bacon! Dogs don't know it's not bacon... Quote
PHILLYQ Posted October 6, 2004 Report Posted October 6, 2004 Repeat after me: "The chicken neck is the thing that's not attached to me, the chicken neck..." Quote
DTMX Posted October 6, 2004 Report Posted October 6, 2004 Romanian Snausages! The Doggy Treat that Can't Be Beat (anymore)! Quote
Jazzmoose Posted October 6, 2004 Report Posted October 6, 2004 I've got this horrible mental image of the dog, you know, out in the yard doing his thing about 24 hrs. after the event, you know, perhaps struggling a bit. "Get the video camera, mother!" Well, at least this time there won't be a raccoon attached to the damned thing! Quote
Tim McG Posted October 8, 2004 Report Posted October 8, 2004 "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Hmmm. This begs the question....what the hell was this guy doing butchering chickens naked? Is this a hobby of some sort? Does his dick have no feeling...? He didn't know he had a hold of it rather than the chicken??? Secondly, does proper eye care spring to mind? Odd sexual fetishes, perhaps? Insanity? Yeesh. Quote
BERIGAN Posted October 8, 2004 Author Report Posted October 8, 2004 Martin Sheen has something to say... Quote
Big Wheel Posted October 8, 2004 Report Posted October 8, 2004 Does his dick have no feeling...? He didn't know he had a hold of it rather than the chicken??? I've heard that deep cuts often aren't terribly painful because nerves are severed completely. That's why paper cuts often hurt like hell but worse wounds don't--with a paper cut, the nerve is still around to cause pain. Quote
DTMX Posted October 8, 2004 Report Posted October 8, 2004 (edited) If the guy doesn't have a dick anymore, who's going to do his thinking for him? Very surprised the word alcohol never appeared in the article. Edited October 8, 2004 by DTMX Quote
mikeweil Posted October 8, 2004 Report Posted October 8, 2004 This begs the question....what the hell was this guy doing butchering chickens naked? Is this a hobby of some sort? Not to mention the state od arousal needed to make such a mistake ..... I started getting an idea what kind of sleep that chicken (?) (rather: cock?) was interrupting ..... Quote
Jazzmoose Posted October 8, 2004 Report Posted October 8, 2004 Well...if you consider where he thought he was holding the chicken, etc., it's obvious that more was going on here than preparing dinner if you know what I mean... Quote
skeith Posted October 8, 2004 Report Posted October 8, 2004 There's a John Waters film in this thing somewhere Quote
Indestructible! Posted October 9, 2004 Report Posted October 9, 2004 My Guess: The guy was asking his dog to do a little something untoward (hey, dogs will lick anything, right?), and the dog got a bit perturbed and just bit the whole thing right off! "Yeah, I was trying to kill a chicken, and chopped off ol' Willie by mistake... yeah, that's it... trying to kill a chicken... Where is ol' Willie now, you ask?.... ummm, the dog ate it... yeah, that's it... he saw it lying on the ground and just happened to eat the thing.... yeah, yeah.... no really, man, that's what went down..." Cheers, Shane Quote
DTMX Posted October 9, 2004 Report Posted October 9, 2004 The guy was asking his dog to do a little something untoward (hey, dogs will lick anything, right?), and the dog got a bit perturbed and just bit the whole thing right off! Man's best friend... Quote
Brad Posted October 9, 2004 Report Posted October 9, 2004 Two thoughts come to mind: I wonder if the dog got a rise about it and it gives a whole new meaning to chokin' the chicken (or the lack thereof). Quote
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