Free For All Posted July 26, 2003 Report Posted July 26, 2003 Straight No Changes Well I Couldn't 'Round Noon Think of None Rudely My Dear Catastrophe Hack'n'suck I Mean Me Ask Me How In Walked Dud Evi-dunce (Just Me, Just Me) Criss Crass Crap is Cool With Kenny Quote
jacman Posted July 26, 2003 Report Posted July 26, 2003 saw some of those elsewhere. still funny. Quote
Free For All Posted July 26, 2003 Author Report Posted July 26, 2003 (edited) I know, I'm not claiming exclusive credit- I saw a couple of these elsewhere too, but I did add several of my own, including my personal favorite "Crap Is Cool With Kenny". Edited July 26, 2003 by Free For All Quote
Jazzmoose Posted July 26, 2003 Report Posted July 26, 2003 I'd have to go with "Straight, No Changes" as a fave, but they're all funny! Quote
RDK Posted July 26, 2003 Report Posted July 26, 2003 Let me add: "Little Tootin' Rudely" "Let's Call This (Anything but Jazz)" And while not strictly a Monk tune: "Nice Work if You Can Get It" Quote
sidewinder Posted July 26, 2003 Report Posted July 26, 2003 (edited) 'Bye-ya' would be just fine as-is or alternatively 'San Francisco Holiday (Worry Now)' 'Played Indefinitely' 'Bumsha Swing' Edited July 26, 2003 by sidewinder Quote
Free For All Posted July 26, 2003 Author Report Posted July 26, 2003 Hopefully Mr. G will be attended to by brilliant coroners. Quote
Alexander Posted July 26, 2003 Report Posted July 26, 2003 OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!! Quote
JSngry Posted July 26, 2003 Report Posted July 26, 2003 (edited) FUNNY! But THAT come from THIS! Does a man have NO friends in this world? Edited July 26, 2003 by JSngry Quote
Jim R Posted July 26, 2003 Report Posted July 26, 2003 Straight No Changes Well I Couldn't 'Round Noon Think of None Rudely My Dear Catastrophe Hack'n'suck I Mean Me Ask Me How In Walked Dud Evi-dunce (Just Me, Just Me) Criss Crass Crap is Cool With Kenny I like "Crap Is Cool With Kenny" and "Hack n' Suck". How about: Ugly Ugly Out Walked Bud Let's Fool One Refluxions Fluffy Turkey Panic-a Dim Mississippi Light Clue Quote
Jazzmoose Posted July 26, 2003 Report Posted July 26, 2003 OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!! This will have to be changed for the new series. How about OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!! LET'S PARTY! Quote
McDonough Posted January 30, 2004 Report Posted January 30, 2004 Hopefully Mr. G will be attended to by brilliant coroners. Just tell us where and when. Brilliant Coroners Quote
chris olivarez Posted January 31, 2004 Report Posted January 31, 2004 How about? "Straight- Not My Hair" "In Walked the Pentatonic Fairy Fucker" Quote
BERIGAN Posted January 31, 2004 Report Posted January 31, 2004 Skippy, the Pentatonic Fairy Fucker Trinkle, Tinkle, Little Pentatonic Fairy Fucker I Mean You , You Little Pentatonic Fairy Fuck! Well, You Needn't Have Picked Up the Soprano, You Pentatonic Fairy Fuck! I know, they don't seem like song titles anymore, but it was fun anyway! Quote
neveronfriday Posted January 31, 2004 Report Posted January 31, 2004 Q: You are in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Kenny G. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do? A: Shoot Kenny G twice... just to make sure. Cheers! Quote
connoisseur series500 Posted January 31, 2004 Report Posted January 31, 2004 Despite my best judgement, I'm joining in on this thread. I mean the poor man is trying to make millions with his music. Why do we pick on him so? My contribution: "Shitty" ("Nutty) Quote
patricia Posted February 1, 2004 Report Posted February 1, 2004 (edited) Hopefully Mr. G will be attended to by brilliant coroners. Just tell us where and when. Brilliant Coroners You, McDonough, are delegated to verify the identity of the deseased. No point in celebrating, if it's another Kenny, with a surname starting with a "G". That would be too cruel!! Edited February 1, 2004 by patricia Quote
BruceH Posted February 1, 2004 Report Posted February 1, 2004 "Nutty" I thought that one was good enought as-is. Quote
Alec Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 Not to get on a soapbox, because I'm not a fan of his music either, but I don't think comments like "Kenny, You Queer" or "Fairy Fucker" and the like are either funny or appropriate. Quote
McDonough Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Hopefully Mr. G will be attended to by brilliant coroners. Just tell us where and when. Brilliant Coroners You, McDonough, are delegated to verify the identity of the deseased. No point in celebrating, if it's another Kenny, with a surname starting with a "G". That would be too cruel!! Agreed. I would feel sad if the corpse turned out to be Kenny Garrett. Quote
Jazz Kat Posted August 31, 2005 Report Posted August 31, 2005 "Blue Listeners" "Off Key" "Rhythm A No-Way" "Kenny-Goes Trinkle Tinkle" "Epitiful" "Round Pukin' Time" Just a few creative parody titles. Quote
BruceW Posted August 31, 2005 Report Posted August 31, 2005 Wow saw this thread for the first time today. Really picking on Kenny G. Good Kenny G is the sorriest example of jazz on a sax. He doesn't even put the damn thing in his mouth right.....off to the side, but.. man does he have money!!! Quote
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